"Gir! Where are Test Subjects #31 and #32?" Gir stuck out his tongue. "Idk." he replied cheerfully. Zim stood by a chair buzzing with electricity. "Go find them!" the alien shouted. Gir walked off to the Test Subject cells. "I wonder where they be..." Gir wondered. He saw Test Subjects #110 and #111. "Come on you guys! Zim wants you."

The stupid kids slobbered all over the floor. "I'll give you biscuits!" Gir shouted. They looked at each other, then followed him back to Zim. "Gir! Those are the wrong ones!" He scolded. Gir shrugged. "They still humansss..." he said. His eyes filled with tears and he looked down at the ground. "You... you aren't mad, are you?" he asked. Zim growled. "Fine, go play while I electrocute these filthy humans." Zim said.

Gir smiled, sticking his tongue out. "Yay!" he threw his paws in the air and ran out. "Gir is so stupid sometimes." Zim commented. Meanwhile, Gir went to Dib's house. "Hey Dib, is Gaz here?" Gir asked. "Yeah, she's in her room." Dib answered. Gir went in to Gaz's room. "Heyy pretty girl." he greeted in his goofy way.

Gaz didn't even look up from her Gameslave. "Go away. I'm gaming." she spoke. Gir hopped on her bed. "Will you go out with me?" he asked shyly. Gaz actually looked at him. He blushed. "You're so pretty." Gir complimented. Gaz went back to her game. "No." He tried to ask again, and she shoved him off her bed. Gaz exploded with anger.

"No! You've been here everyday this week, Gir. You're just a stupid robot in a dog costume! Don't pretend you have feelings!" the emo girl screamed. Gir started to cry. He ran out of Dib's house as it started to rain. Why doesn't she like me? Gir thought. Then Gir noticed something – something he had never thought about before.

Zim doesn't like me either! Or Dib! Tak and Mimi didn't like me! So... what if it's me? What if no one likes me? Gir stood out in the rain, all alone and soaked. He heard a voice behind him. "Hi there!" When he turned around, he saw a girl. She was a human, with long blonde hair and yellow crisscrossed eyes. The girl was wearing blue jean shorts with bubbles stitched into a pocket and a grey hoodie. "Hi there! Do you like biscuits?" Gir asked.

The girl smiled. "I love biscuits! They're like muffins, but muffins are better. Do you like muffins?" She responded. Gir stuck his tongue out. "I never tried muffins before." The girl looked shocked. "Muffins are the best! We should go get some! But wait, what's your name?" She asked.

"I'm Gir." Gir said.

"I'm Derpy. Nice to meet you."

Derpy and Gir walked to the taco place and got some muffins free since they're both awesome. Derpy looked at Gir. "So, what's your life been like?" She asked. "Well, my master hates me and the girl I like hates me. I think everyone hates me." he answered sadly. The girl got a sad look in her eyes. "I know what you mean."

Gir ate another muffin, then smiled. "You do?" Derpy nodded. "Totally. I was in this show once, but they kicked me out... My eyes are naturally crossed most of the time. People thought it'd be wrong to have me messing up the show. Now everyone hates me. They replaced me because I'm not good enough." She sighed. "I just don't know what went wrong."

Gir laughed. "You know what could make it better?"

Derpy listened. "What?"

"Biscuits."