AN: This is kind of silly but please review.

Trigonometry

Edward sat to the right of Bella, who was frantically scribbling in her trig book, staring serenely into space. He had finished all of the questions in the first minute and was now doing what he usually did in lessons, exploring the minds of the people around. Jessica was cobbling (is that a word? It is now.) on about the shoes she would be wearing to some picnic down at La Push. Mike was wondering what Bella looked like naked. Edward hastily paced over him and made a mental note to give him a filthy look later.

He preferred not to read Mrs. Permenton's mind very often because she often used first period on a Monday to have romantic daydreams about a man named Archibald.

Her thoughts floated into Edwards mind. Oh Archibald, yes Archibald, yes Archibald.

And then Mrs Permenton's real voice came short and sharp from the other side of class.

"Edward Cullen!" it said venomously.

"Yes Archibald." He replied but immediately bit his lip. Mrs. Permenton stared at him along with the whole class. Edward put his head on the desk and sighed.