I, Captain Jack Sparrow, being recently possessed of a ship, a crew, and a hat, do take it upon me from this day forth to faithfully and truthfully recount our adventures on the high seas and lowly streets in this Captain's Log. I carry out this duty in accordance with my position as Captain of the good ship Barnacle, and, as befits a Captain, I do solemnly swear to write nothing but the Truth about me, my crew, and the events that befall us, no matter how fantastical or grim.
I shall begin with the tale of how I became a Captain, how my crew became a crew, how we began own adventures, and, most important, how I came to wear this Hat. Like many stories of adventure, villainy, and thievery, it began on the island of Tortuga, in a tavern called the Faithful Bride…
PLEASE READ!!! This story is actually the first book in a real series by Rob Kidd. It seems like almost no one has heard of it, so I decided to put it on this website since there are so many members. I have tried my hardest to make sure I get every letter, word, and punctuation perfectly right, if you think you have spotted a mistake, please tell me and I will check it and change it if necessary. I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING!!! I hope you enjoy!!!