Dear Diary,

My name is Katniss Everdeen.

My sister Prim made me buy this stupid book.

Today is going to be a weird day. I'm going back to jail (School)

and it's a complete hell! Wait a second. There's this slut named Clove

who tried to freakin KILL ME! MAN I WISH SHE KILLED ME OFF! I

HATE SCHOOL! I HATE MY LIFE! SHOOT ME NOW!

Loving as Always,

Katniss E.

Prim's POV

I surfed through the television as a commercial caught my eye. It was: Angry Nappers!

Angry Nappers were super soft pillows that transform from a house to a animal. A stuffed castle appears on the TV. All of a sudden, the castle turned into a unicorn! "OMG! I LOVE THAT UNICORN! I MUST HAVE IT!". The lady said to call the number 123- 456-7891! If you call the number within an hour, you receive a free unicorn ANGRY NAPPER!

"Katniss! Katniss! GIMME YOUR PHONE AND LET ME CALL THE LADY!" I screamed. "Not now Prim! Peeta and I are discussing about marriage right now!". "Marriage is SHIT! GIVE ME THE FREAKIN PHONE NOW!". I grabbed the phone but surprisingly it was soft and squishy! "PRIM THAT'S NOT A PHONE! YOUR GRABBING MY BOOBS!"

"Oh!" I said. Suddenly, I squished her boob once again. *QUACK!* "Katniss I think you have a duck in your boob!".

"WHAT THE ****! Prim I don't think there's a duck in my boob! DAMN CAPITOL! I THINK OCTAVIA MESSED WITH MY BREASTS! GET OFF ME PRIM! I'M GOING TO CALL THE CAPITOL NOW!". "NOPE!, YOUR NOT GETTING THE PHONE THIS TIME!". I grabbed a rubber chicken and smacked Katniss in the face. "Fairies are WONDERFUL!" Katniss said before

passing out. I grabbed the phone from Katniss's hand. Surprisingly, this phone wasn't hers! It was Finnick Odair's! Do you want to why I know it's his? He texted me saying: Katniss, please give me my phone back! I texted him saying, "What's cookin good lookin?". He never replied. All of a sudden, the song rang throughout my whole entire mind.

We are ANGRY! ANGRY NAPPERS AND WE WOULD

LIKE TO KILL YOU! IF YOU BUY ONE OR TWO!

I started laughing as I went on the computer. I went on YouTube and played the Angry Napper song. Surprisingly it was 500,000,000 MILLION VIEWS! After going on Youtube, I joined the AngryNapper Fan Club! *The doorbell rings*OMG! MY ANGRY NAPPER IS HERE! I went to the doorbell as fast as I can. I opened the door and there was the mailman. I immediately ripped open the box. Inside was the UNICORN! I started squealing with joy!