RUNESCAPE AND THE BATTLE OF TWILIGHT SPARKLE
I was sitting there watching my Kung Fu Panda 2 DVD `while Nathan was taking a snagger on the bed. Nathan is a fat f***. I take my clothes off and jump on Twilight Sparkle and fly out the window. Nathan hops on Pinky pie but squashes her because he is a fat bastard. We fly to the grand exchange and I buy a long sword. I whisper "well use this for later."
We go back to my house and Nathan is eating because he is chubby. I whip out my long sword and put Pinky Pie out of misery. Shrek is sitting on the end of the bed and eating Nathans poo, while molesting Nathan. I chop Shrek's head of and Nathan eats him because he is fat.
Rainbow dash is touching Nathan inappropriately. Nathan falls over but can't get up because he is fat. Nathan goes to the neighbor's house and eats the black fella. Lightning McQueen drives by and runs over the family dog. Nathan starts crying and runs out onto the road, Nathan is really fat and eats the dead dog. I whip out a stick and start beating Nathan he starts screaming and bites my leg and slits his wrist.
To Be Continued
cooper rooke