Title: Don't Stand So Close To Me
Fandom: Stargate SG1
Characters: Jack/Daniel
Word Count: 354
Rating: PG
Summary: Jack and Daniel argue over how Jack acts.
Notes: PWP. Crack!Fic. Mostly a conversation piece. Jack/Daniel Slash

Don't Stand So Close To Me.

'Don't stand so close to me.'

'Why?'

'Because people will start to talk?'

'All I'm doing is standing next to you.'

'You're invading my personal space.'

'And? I do it all the time.'

'It's not the same. Not since you know. What happened.'

'I'm not getting you Daniel.'

'I don't need you to 'get' me. I need you to understand that people will notice.'

'Fercryinoutloud I've been standing this close to you for six frigging years. What's so different now?'

'We're lovers Jack. People will pick up on that.'

'Only if they have super hearing, are stalking us or if they can read minds.'

Daniel took a step away from Jack. Jack imitated him and took the step too. Both back in the same position.

'Jack!'

'I can't see what you're doing.'

'You're not supposed to be seeing what I'm doing. I'm picking a dessert. It's not rocket science.'

Jack huffed and Daniel placed a slice of apple pie on Jack's tray. He placed another slice on his tray. They moved along the line.

'Everyone already thinks we are screwing like bunnies.'

'And you'd know that how?'

'I keep my ears open.'

'Stop following the cadets round. You scare them.'

'No. Teal'c scares them. I am merely their faithful, reliable and very straight commanding officer.'

'That's not what you said last night.' Daniel smirked.

'What.'

'The very straight.'

'I didn't say I wasn't straight.'

'You didn't need to.'

Jack smiled slightly. Daniel placed a cup of coffee on both his and Jack's plate.

'Come on Jack. I got this.'

Jack silently picked up his tray and moved over to their table.

'I have one question. If you don't want the base to know we are screwing like bunnies.'

'We aren't screwing like bunnies.'

'Whatever.' Jack sat down, 'So why are you choosing my food and buying me lunch.'

'Because you can't be trusted.'

'To do what… pick food.'

'If you had your way you'd eat cake and pie all day. And I've noticed… you're getting a bit-' Daniel directed his hands to Jack's gut.

'That's not what you said last night.'

'Shut up.'

-FIN-