Disclaimer: I do not own American Idiot or Rocky Horror. Obviously. OOH, WHAT'S THAT?
Tunny: Could you tell me how to get to *I stop listening because HOLY SHEEP, TUNNY'S IN MY ROOM!*
Me: CAN I OWN YOU?
Tunny: No.
Me: It was worth a shot.
"Suburban Fiction, Double Feature"
St. Jimmy was ill the day Heather got knocked up by Will
But Johnny hadn't found him yet
And Tunny was there in just his underwear
John Gallagher, Jr. was replaced by Van
Then something went wrong for the girls and Favorite Son
They got caught in a television set
Then with an angry frown, they came from Jingletown
And this is how the message ran
Suburban fiction, double feature
Whatsername hides behind the bleachers
See soldiers flying in aerial dreams
Some fans wish that Johnny would switch teams
At the late night, double feature, live action show
I know Scott J. Campbell is hotter in aerial
Than he is when he's just on the ground
And I really got hot when I saw Jimmy shot
Himself, but there wasn't a sound
Theo said that hollow lies keep us from our lives
And to dream and differ took lots of skill
But leaving Jingletown behind, said Johnny without snide
Gave him more than some terrible thrills like a
Suburban fiction, double feature
Whatsername hides behind the bleachers
See soldiers flying in aerial dreams
Some fans wish that Johnny would switch teams
At the late night, double feature, live action show
I wanna go…
To the late night, double feature, live action show
A/N: I know how horrible this is. It's been a long, long time since I've written anything like this, but I just really couldn't resist. None of this, of course, is to be taken seriously. 'Tis all a parody about my top two musicals at the moment. Thanks.