Disclaimer: These characters aren't mine they belong to George Lucas (Star
Wars) or David Crane, Martha Kauffman and someone else whose name I can't
remember (Friends).
Dedication: This is for Emily because without her manic sense of humour the idea would never have been born!
A/N: This is what happens when I get writer's block and ask for suggestions from Emily (madness ensues). This won't make much sense if you haven't seen Friends Series 8 'The One With The Halloween Party' but if you can cope with one of the main characters being a giant pink rabbit then it'll be OK!
Chapter One ~ Kidnap!
"But Leia if you'd just let me..." Han bellowed, only to be interrupted by his wife's furious voice. "No Han, that's not the point you didn't put the toilet seat down" (A/N: That was Em's suggestion) exasperated, Leia left the room closing the door behind her. Han sank into a self-conforming chair shaking his head in disbelief, he whispered "It's always the toilet seat, man she's got problems." As Han flicked on the Holovid a small hidden camera whirred into focus, broadcasting Han's image across the galaxy to the hidden lair of King Chandler.
A tall pink rabbit stood at the front of a large hall addressing assembled multicoloured rabbits "Leia Organa Solo leaves her home at 8:30am leaving her husband alone. This, my minions is when we will strike, we will kidnap the president's husband and hold him to ransom." The pink rabbit paused dramatically "Any questions?" A tiny blue rabbit raised his hand trembling "Yes, Your Highness. How do we get past palace security to kidnap Solo?" King Chandler smiled grimly. "We have a new stun gas, stolen from New Republic Intelligence, it is very effective and will make our mission much easier, so without any further ado who will accompany me on this mission?" Four hands were slowly raised and soon King Chandler had his squad: the young blue rabbit, Edmund and his twin brother, Leo (who happened to be green), a thickset, snow white rabbit named Heath and a misty grey martial arts expert, Fil.
Two days later the small commando team commanded by Chandler assembled at the bottom of the boarding ramp preparing to fly to Coruscant under the guise of a trading ship carrying a load of food supplies for palace kitchens. Their aim: to kidnap Han Solo, if they succeeded not only would King Chandler soon be president but rabbits would rule the galaxy and Han Solo, who would now be beyond any value would be dead.
As the small craft advanced to Coruscant King Chandler adjusted his decorative robe and stood to address his band of rebels, he coughed menacingly "One or more of us may not return but we must not abandon our mission we must take Solo alive," the King paused "And take their toilet seat as well, Organa Solo seems to be quite fond of it."
A/N: I know it's weird but that's what I'm like, please R&R even if you hated it! Flames are welcome, I can handle it so do your worst!
Dedication: This is for Emily because without her manic sense of humour the idea would never have been born!
A/N: This is what happens when I get writer's block and ask for suggestions from Emily (madness ensues). This won't make much sense if you haven't seen Friends Series 8 'The One With The Halloween Party' but if you can cope with one of the main characters being a giant pink rabbit then it'll be OK!
Chapter One ~ Kidnap!
"But Leia if you'd just let me..." Han bellowed, only to be interrupted by his wife's furious voice. "No Han, that's not the point you didn't put the toilet seat down" (A/N: That was Em's suggestion) exasperated, Leia left the room closing the door behind her. Han sank into a self-conforming chair shaking his head in disbelief, he whispered "It's always the toilet seat, man she's got problems." As Han flicked on the Holovid a small hidden camera whirred into focus, broadcasting Han's image across the galaxy to the hidden lair of King Chandler.
A tall pink rabbit stood at the front of a large hall addressing assembled multicoloured rabbits "Leia Organa Solo leaves her home at 8:30am leaving her husband alone. This, my minions is when we will strike, we will kidnap the president's husband and hold him to ransom." The pink rabbit paused dramatically "Any questions?" A tiny blue rabbit raised his hand trembling "Yes, Your Highness. How do we get past palace security to kidnap Solo?" King Chandler smiled grimly. "We have a new stun gas, stolen from New Republic Intelligence, it is very effective and will make our mission much easier, so without any further ado who will accompany me on this mission?" Four hands were slowly raised and soon King Chandler had his squad: the young blue rabbit, Edmund and his twin brother, Leo (who happened to be green), a thickset, snow white rabbit named Heath and a misty grey martial arts expert, Fil.
Two days later the small commando team commanded by Chandler assembled at the bottom of the boarding ramp preparing to fly to Coruscant under the guise of a trading ship carrying a load of food supplies for palace kitchens. Their aim: to kidnap Han Solo, if they succeeded not only would King Chandler soon be president but rabbits would rule the galaxy and Han Solo, who would now be beyond any value would be dead.
As the small craft advanced to Coruscant King Chandler adjusted his decorative robe and stood to address his band of rebels, he coughed menacingly "One or more of us may not return but we must not abandon our mission we must take Solo alive," the King paused "And take their toilet seat as well, Organa Solo seems to be quite fond of it."
A/N: I know it's weird but that's what I'm like, please R&R even if you hated it! Flames are welcome, I can handle it so do your worst!