Joey Wheeler and the Quest for the Golden Doughnut Chapter 1, a yu-gi-oh fanfic

Joey Wheeler and the Quest for the Golden Doughnut

Note: (glances at the horrified faces of anyone looking at the title)Yes, my friends, I am going to try my hand at humor, but please tell me if it's failing. I'm also going to try to do this in a diary format, but tell me if it doesn't work. Okay, on to the disclaimer.

Joey: Dis is not happening, not happening, not happening!

Writer: Er, isn't this the spot for the disclaimer?

Joey: But I couldn't let dis story go on!

Writer: You don't have a choice, I'm the writer, and also a crazed fangirl, so chaos is bound to ensue. BTW, I do not claim responsibility for the mental scaring this story is going to give you, Joey.

Joey: OO

Writer: Now then, DISCLAIMER!

Disclaimer: Writergirl118 does not own Yu-gi-oh, and would like to say that, if she did, there would be more kissing and less dueling… much less dueling… Oh, and I don't own Hermione Granger from Harry Potter, either. (don't ask, you'll understand soon enough)

Day One

Wow, I was walkin' along, mindin my own business, when dis crazy lady came up to me and demanded dat I write in dis book… she said she was da writer a dis fic or somethin'… weird, huh? Why'm I doin it? 'Cause I'm bored outta my mind, a course.

Why are dere all deese crazy people running around and screamin'? Hold on a sec, weird blue book thing… I gotta ask dem… Wonder if dey got food? No, not right question… focus, Joey, focus…

……………………(AN: This took a while because Joey kept asking for food and forgetting to ask them why they were running and screaming.)

Oh, dey said dey don't have any food… but dat isn't what I wanted ta ask in da first place! Dey also said dat there runnin' and screamin' cause some crazy lady paid dem to… weird, huh? Dis is startin' ta- OMG what is dat? (AN: A strange looking girl in a wizard's cloak just popped out of the sky) I betta see what's up… Why is she lookin' at me like dat?

She's just told me dat she's Hermione Granger and she seems to have fallen into the wrong fic… man dat name is hard ta spell… I betta make sure it's right… yep, it is. Wow, dat's da first time I've spelled something like dat right! I betta do my victory dance! Uh… on second thought… dat girl has a weird stick and it looks kinda pointy… AH! It's glowing! AH! My brain hurts from da strain of trying to imagine such a thing!

Wha? She's just asked me if I've seen da library. Hold on, book thingy, I gotta ask her what dat is. It's a place full a books? Why would I know where something dat evil is?

AH! Another person just popped outta da sky! Oh no, it's that nut case from before! Gotta hide… she looks determined!

She just said somethin' to dat Hermione person and walked through the wall… dis day is gettin' too weird. All I did was walk out to buy some doughnuts, and now look at what's happnin!

AH! Da Hermione girl found me! Please say dere are no books… please say dere are no books… Wha? Find da golden doughnut? I betta pay full attention to dis conversation! (AN: I know that isn't much attention, but at least he isn't trying to write and talk at the same time. That might make his brain go boom!)

She says dat I have to find da golden doughnut because da author is bored and wants me to. Dat doesn't seem like a very good- Wha? She won't let me have any doughnuts unless I find it?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO!

(AN: This could take a while… Oh, it's done! Whew, my fingers were starting to hurt from the typing!)

No doughnuts? I can't go on without doughnuts! I guess I gotta find dis stupid golden doughnut thingy, den. As if a golden doughnut would taste good! Dis is just silly! Uh-oh… that bat Mai has doesn't look very safe… it's all scraped up and… blue!

Wonder where she- Da crazy author person's bat? But I heard she takes dat thing to da battin' cages every day and hits home runs! What is Mai doin' wit it?

OO Not good… she says dat da author said I love her, and now Mai is gonna kill me wit her bat… how'd she get dat, I wonder? Focus Joey, you're gonna be killed by a blonde girl who's way too old for you anyway! Wait, where'd dat come from! I didn't write dat in da original book! Do I have no control over my own life anymore? (AN: No, he doesn't. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)

Uh… did ya know dat dis one girl hit a home run wit dat… it isn't for head smashing! No… no… not da hair! No! Don't come any closer wit dat evil thing! It's too blue to be natur- (AN: How'd Mai get my bat? I'm gonna kill her for that!)

End note: We had to cut that short because, well, Joey's sort of become indisposed for the rest of day one! Review and tell me if it's good, and please leave any suggestions for humorous things to happen on the quest for the golden doughnut!