chapter 1 lille vs red
lillie had spended the first 10 years of her life in the miserabel shity alola region but just two months ago she had came to her senses and moved to kanto region best region in the pokemon world.
after geting there she beat all the gyms in kanto and all the elite fours in kanto and was going 2 fite the champion.
"go on in" sayed lance the last of the elite four. "u r very good trainer even with questshinable pokemon taste. u might hav a chanse of beating the champion."
"yes" said lillie as she wented into the next room.
she was met by the site of a badass champion in a red hat. ofc he was the famous red who evry pokemon trainer aspired to be.
"ok who r u?" he asked.
"im lillie"
"ok send out ur pokemon then"
and she did.
"go nebby!"
lillie sent out a stupid white lion pokemon witch maid red gasp in horror.
"whats wrong?" she asked
"jesus christ what the fuck is that abortion?!" red ansered back.
"its nebby my solgaleo" she explained. "hes a legendary pokemon."
"more like solGAYleo" scofed red. "and that shitstain is not a legendary pokemon. THIS is a legendaryu pokemon!
red taked out his pokeball and throwed out mew.
"nebby use z-splash!" lille ordered. her nebby flopped around like dumb stupid fish but then it got realy strong.
"interesting move" admited red. "it takes good inovation to make splash not useles. but now il show u a real z-move. mew use genesis supernova!"
red maid mew use z-move without making gay z-pose (he trained for 2 years to use it without gay pose thats why) and then it knocked out solgaleo in one hit.
lillie was horified at how easy nebby lost.
"wow i thought that fuckin asshole got good after he evolve into a lion but hes just as worthles as he was wen he kept braking out my bag!" said lillie.
"now u know" said red. "fake pokemon can never stand a chanse against the originel 151. but it taked skill 4 u to evan reach me with a fakemon. il give u something to help u git gud."
"what is it?" lillie asked.
"its 1 of my level 100 charizards" red said. "i taked it off my team afta i get my mew so u can hav it."
"ur usin charizard to fite?" lillie sayed in surprise. "but i thougth charizards were just slaves to fly us around. thats all there used for in alola region."
red gasped. "WTF?! charizards are been used as slaves?!"
"yeah back at alola the shithole i came from. charizard is strong?"
"yes it is realy strong. it could kill that shit lion in one hit easy.
"wow realy thats awesome" she sayed.
lillie then sent out her new charizard. "kill that useless fuck nebby for me."
charizard used fire blast and incinerated nebby entirly.
"omg thats amazing!" she laffed.
"yeah but whats not awesome is charizard slavery" sayed red. "were goin 2 alola imediatly to free the charizard slaves and make alola great again!"