Dialogue Exercise: Of Homework and Make-out Sessions
A/N: Okay... so my third dialogue exercise. My first ever Puckurt fic, just cos I think Puck and Kurt are meant for each other... :D Um... what else? Warnings for somewhat sexual comments and themes. Finally, mentions of slash, boyxboy love- whatever you wanna call it. Enjoy :D
"Hey, Kurt."
"What do you want Noah?"
"Wanna make out?"
"I'm busy."
"Like hell you are- you're doing homework."
"I think that qualifies as 'busy'. Besides that, my dad already threatened you with castration if he walked in on us again and you were dry humping me."
"Aw come one babe, he won't walk in on us. I'll lock the door this time."
"No you won't, because I'm doing my homework."
"I can think of someone you could be doing instead."
"Noah,"
"Yes princess?"
"Get off of my lap."
"Give me two reasons and I'll get off."
"One, you're heavy and two, you're wrinkling my jeans and I spent like half an hour ironing them."
"They're already wrinkled- a little more wrinkling won't hurt anything."
"Except your favorite appendage."
"That's cold- besides you wouldn't do anything. I know that you know it's your favorite appendage too."
"Wipe that lecherous smile off your face Puckerman or I'll wipe it off for you."
"Go right ahead, I'm all yours."
"Don't say I didn't warn you."
"Agh-Ow! What the hell Kurt!"
"I warned you."
"I didn't think that you'd push me off your lap like that!"
"Oh there are lots of things that you don't think I would do."
"Alright if you're such a man, then how bout putting aside your homework and coming over here-"
"You're relentless."
"What do you expect? It's been so long since we've done anything.."
"It's been two hours."
"Technically that doesn't count. It was just a blo-"
"If you finish that sentence I'll cockblock you for the rest of the week."
"You can't do that! I'm a sex shark, if I stop moving, I'll die."
"And I'm the dramatic one."
"…."
"Well?"
"I claim my fifth amendment right."
"Ooh. So even the infamous 'Puckasaurus' gets scared."
"Are you questioning my studliness?"
"Noo. I'm just making an observation."
"And just would that observation be, princess?"
"That you don't want to make a comeback about my dramatics because you're afraid that I'm going to get angry."
"To me that sounds like you're questioning my studliness."
"And just what are you going to about it Mr. Puckerman?"
"Well, Mr. Hummel. I plan on taking you onto my lap and proving my studliness to you, over and over… and over… again."
"Hmmm… that sounds-"
"Awesome? Enticing? Sexy?"
"A lot like 'Let's make out and ignore your homework.'"
"… Because it is?"
"-sigh- I'm going to blame you if I fail English."
"Blame away Princess."
A/N: Finished- hope I didn't make them too OOC. Review?