Warning: I don't know what I'm doing! Really I don't but it's my birthday and I deserve SOMETHING over here! And since it's my birthday we all know what this is going to be about right? Right? Good smart followers I'm proud of you. My first try at dialect only.
Pairing: Finn/Puck
Warning II: Um, You may possibly loose every brain cell you've ever had. But it's totally worth it ;)
Disclaimer: I don't own ittt...though I freaking should for today just today.
"I told you it was a bad idea!"
"It was a gre..."
"You say it was a great idea and you will so not be getting in my pants."
"..."
"..."
"Itwasanamazingidea!"
"GAH! It was a TERRIBLE idea. I have sand in places it does not belong."
"Um, and three weeks ago you had me in places I don't belong, didn't see ya complaining then?"
"Puck you are so close to not getting in my pants for the next seven years."
"Oh please you can't hold out that long."
"Oh, I have side friends Puck, don't try me."
"Mm, and these 'side friends' you talk about should I be jealous?"
"Unless they fuck me on a beach and it's better, no not at all."
"Good, I don't do the jealous thing."
"hahahaha!"
"Why are you laughing?"
"You? Don't do the jealous thing? Or don't dig the jealous thing? Puck, you're the most jealous...mmmphh."
"you need to learn to shut up sometimes babe, that's the only way I know that works."
"yeah that and..."
"Did you just...you didn't. I'm hearing things going crazy."
"Mhm, no no I really did say that."
"You said 'that and shoving your dick down my throat'."
"Well I said YOU shoving YOUR dick down MY throat, total difference!"
"How is there a difference from what I said and what you said."
"I didn't say that and me shoving my dick down your throat I said that and you shoving your dick down my throat."
"Yeah, well that's kinda what I meant, I was quoting you."
"..."
"..."
"mhmmm."
"Whatever. And hold on, hold on! I'm sure there are other ways I could shut you up."
"Yeah, babe. Whatever you say."
"Stop smiling like that you're just proving me wrong."
"I have sand in my shorts Puck, can we just go home?"
"NO! Not until we finish this conversation."
"Puuuuck!"
"NO!"
"Fine! God, you're making a scene! What are you? 10?"
"Ew no that's be all creepy. Why? Finn do you picture me as a 10year old, we can help you with that babe, there are places I'm sure."
"Puck! I didn't...that's not what I meant."
"Than what did you mean?"
"YOU STOMPED YOUR FOOT PUCK!"
"I did not!"
"You did too"
"Nu-uh"
"Yeah-huh!"
"nope"
"Uh, yep"
"No I didn't"
"Yeah ya kinda did!"
"Nu-huh"
"Yeah-huh!"
"Nu-huh"
"Yeah-huh!"
"Nu-huh"
"Yeah-huh!"
"Nooo!"
"Oh my god, you did will you get over it."
"..."
"I'm sorry I yelled at you."
"..."
"Are you seriously going to do this?"
"..."
"Okay fine, we'll try it your way but only one more try got it?"
"Fine...can I still top?"
"..."
"Please!"
"...Fine, but if I get sand in places it shouldn't be..."
"Aw don't worry, I'll already be in those places, we can try it in the water this time, so no sand."
"Oh god, do you know what's in that water?"
"So that guy might get a glimpse of your dick, no big deal."
"No big deal my ass you little horny fucker..."
"huh?"
"I said, I can't wait to try this, hurry up so I can suck it."
"Oh, uh, what the fuck?"
"Oh, you know you want my mouth around you're dick."
"Yeah but what does this have to do with..."
"..."
"You know what, no I'm done trying to figure you out Hudson, now c'mon we haven't got all day and I still haven't gotten to fuck you yet today."
"Wait, but what about this morning?"
"..."
"Puck? Puck! Wait! God damnit!"
There is my failed attempt at a story in just dialect. blink blink Don't hate! Hehe, no it's really bad huh? Sorry, lots of love and it made ME smile! Did it make you smile! I needed a pick me up, birthdays are supposed to be happy not sad and depressing! :D HAPINESS!