Rendezvous with Shampoo

(Rondayvou) "Shampoo get Ranma-honey no matter what. You got plan yes?"

"Don't worry just mail this envelope to him." Said Cologne

"Okay Shampoo go put addresses on the letter so he know who mailed it yes?"

"No don't he's not to know who mailed the letter okay Shampoo?" Said Cologne ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Ranma!" Shouted Akane

"Yeah?" Said Ranma who was standing right behind her

"Ah!" jumped Akane "Don't do that. Anyway you've got some mail."

"Mail?" questioned Ranma

"Is it a challenge again? Who's it from?" Asked Akane

"It's not a challenge, there's no address and I don't think it's a bad thing getting this letter!" Said Ranma

"What gave you that idea?" Akane asked

"Because it's not it's actually four tickets and there for a cruise that's leaving a week from now!" Said Ranma quite surprised himself. "I think that I might give the other three tickets to you dad and your dad!"

"Really Ranma!" Akane burst with excitement

"No, yeah right never!" Said Ranma

(Kick)(Akane kicked him) not to mention he went flying ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (One week later)

"Oh Ranma I can't wait to get on the cruise!!" squeaked Akane

"Yeah, yeah just wait tomboy." Ranma muttered

"Shut up Ranma!" Said Akane "Oh no it's about to leave hurry Ranma or we'll miss it!"

"We should have been here hours ago with your dad! But you spent forever getting ready and you still look the same. Ranma said

"Would you just hurry up and run?!" Shouted Akane ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"I still can't believe that we actually made it!" Akane said (Hours later)

"This is my room and yours is right over there!" Said Ranma "Oh my god!" Akane gasped "The room is beautiful! It's fit for a queen!"

"Then where's your room because you're no queen!" Ranma sniggered

"RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Screamed Akane

"Hey, hey, remember I gave you the tickets!" said Ranma

"Hey, Ranma by the way who do you think gave you the tickets?" Questioned Akane

"I don't know I haven't a clue but I'm getting suspicious!" Said Ranma

"Hi me boy how about a little splash of water?" Chuckled Happosai

"Eke, I'm gonna kill you come back here you old goat!" Screeched Ranma

"Nihao Ranma!" Said Shampoo

"Shampoo? What are you doing here?!" Questioned Ranma

"Shampoo here on cruise with great grandmother!" You want some hot water?"

"Yeah that'd be nice!" Said Ranma

"Finally I can kill the old goat, now where'd he go?" Said Ranma

"Shampoo love Ranma you date me now!?" You don't have to go out with Akane she's ugly I'm beautiful! She's just jealous because I'm pretty!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (Later that day.)

"Yum this food is delicious Ranma!!" Said Akane "I'm going to get some more I'll be back in a minute." (Hour later)

"Hey where's Akane, and her dad, and my pop, and speaking of that where's everyone Shampoo!?" Asked Ranma

"Shampoo don't know Ranma-honey, but if you want we go look for them!!

"Yeah that'd be great!" Said Ranma ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (Hour later) God I don't want to write that much more.

"Shampoo and Ranma-honey have been looking for hour on this level let's go down another."

"But that's the cargo level they wouldn't be down there." Said Ranma

"Ranma-honey we sinking!!!!!" Shouted Shampoo

"You quickly go down to the cargo level and I'll go to the captain's quarters and search!" Said Ranma Quickly running Ranma runs to the top of the boat and sees Shampoo and her great grandmother Cologne waiting for him in a lifeboat.

"Hey did you find them?" Shouted Ranma

"No, Ranma-honey jump down here or you drown!"

"I need to find them or I can't leave!" Ranma shouted

He ran down to the cargo level and quickly shouted for them.

"Akane...Pop...Soun...Nabiki...Kasumi. Where are you?" Shouted Ranma

"We're over here but were all tied up help us Ranma the boat is sinking!" Screamed Akane

"Yeah I noticed! Who did this to you?" Questioned Ranma

"It was that stupid Cologne and probably Shampoo as well!" Said Akane

They quickly ran to the edge of the boat and an empty boat was floating in the water.

"Darn he found them!" Exclaimed Cologne

"Shampoo think I can kill the rest!" Said Shampoo determined

"You be careful and don't hurt Ranma!" Whispered Cologne