Welcome to this little thingamajig that I made because I was wanting to write a little something besides The Mobian Chronicles. You can't focus completely on your big story, ya know!
This is how to piss off Scourge the Hedgehog.
P.S. Got the idea from the author of How to Piss Off Blaze the Cat, which is ChaosTheHellHound.
Have fun reading!
How to Piss Off Scourge the Hedgehog
Tell him that even that skank Alicia didn't think he was worth it.
Show him a picture of Sonic and his (Scourge's) girlfriend, Fiona Fox, making out.
Ask him to play tag, slap him across the face, and run off screaming, "You're it! No tag backs!"
Steal his leather jacket.
Hit him where it counts with a paintball gun.
Tell him that Fiona is going to break up with him for Tails.
Sick Rosy on him and run like hell.
Rub it in his face that at least you didn't get your face slammed into your lunch tray when you were in prison.
Also rub it in that at least you weren't rescued from prison by your girlfriend.
That just about sums it up. One more thing, though—don't forget to mention that Fiona cheated on him with Bean.