"I hope you know this is all your fault."

Rose had seated herself across the cell, away from everyone else. She could not believe this had happen. She had warned them, but as usual, they ignored her, calling her a wet-blanket. She shouldn't be here, she was supposed to be at home preparing for her healer exams. How they convinced her to come was beyond her. She must have been given a potion she thought, since she had known, that had she been in her right state of mind, she never would have agreed to come along on their little excursion.

Hugo, Albus, James, and Lily had decided to visit muggle London and had begged Rose to come with them. They all felt she was turning into a hermit. After days of begging, she finally gave in. The day proceeded with them visiting many shops, a few pubs, meeting a band and traveling with them all the way to Greenwich, visiting a "gentleman's club"-if you could call it that- and, finally, ending in jail. They had no means of contacting their parents since they had left their wands at home. Now they were stuck in jail hoping Grandma Granger would come and rescue them.

"I shouldn't be here," she cried out, "this shouldn't have happened!"

"Oh come one Rosie how was he supposed to know that riding a c…" Albus had hanked Hugo my the scruf of his shirt before he could finish that sentence. He knew it would only make things worse, and by the looks of it he was right. Rose had gotten up and had proceeded toward them like a deranged aye-aye. Once finally there she pulled Huog away from Al and began to throttle him.

"It's all your fault, It's all your fault…ahhhhh…DIEEEEEEE…."

Lily, James, and Al had jumped in attempting to pry Rose's fingers off Hugo's neck.

"ROSE LET GO"

"He's not worth ending up in prison"

"ROSE PLEASE, he's turning purple" "can't…breath…"

"Rose of he dies, he will never become a healer!" That apparently had done the trick. She reluctantly had let go of Hugo's neck, who had began taking big gulps of air.

"Open cell 328".

An old women enter from the shadows. As soon as Rose saw her she ran and gave the women a hug.

"Grandma! Thank you. I'm so happy to see you. I didn't think you would come"

"I hope you didn't expect me to leave my favorite grandchildren to rot in jail. Let's go, all of you. Hugo, you look sick!"

Once outside

"So do tell, exactly what did happen?" asked Grandma Granger. She looked around, all with their heads done, except Rose, who was muttering curses under her breath.

"Hugo?"

"Well you see grandma, Al here dared me to ride a cow" upon seeing her stunned looked, Hugo quickly added "I had no intention of harming it, I wa-"

"I told him not to do it Grandma" Rose finally broke "I warned him that according to the Licensing Act of 1872, operating a cow while intoxicated is prohibited and may result in a prison sentence. But did they listen Noooooooo."

She looked around all of them, and began to laugh. Everyone seemed to cheer up at this except for Rose

"It's best if we all keep this a secret from your mother, I know she won't be to pleased to hear this. That includes you three as well."

The potters all looked up nodding their head, simultaneously shouting a "yes ma'am!"