A/N: hay everyone I'm here with a new fic. I think we all love our dear Akas with they arguing, plays, egoism, creativity, personality, bonds and we could go on, but in these eleven one shots we will see a new side to them, the reactions to…well read the chapters and you will see…

P.S.: you can see this fic in a way as a similar little side fic to "Akatsuki: The Art of Creation" as "Akatsuki: The Art of Chaos" was…

I. Hideo

It happened now since one and a half years since the Akatsuki got a new female member who caused a great chaos with her unusual jutsu, but Pein forgot it because they had now finally a medic-nin and beside that one who could even heal hearts which was good considering that Kakuzu was her all-time patient sometimes even six times a day.

After one new tiresome day of getting back from missions, doing the grocery, making dinner, but before that the Akas needed to team up and have a "treasure hunt" then every time the make the mistake to send Hidan shopping they never find the food on the place it should be, giving a report, chat, train, play, feed and bath the kids and taking them to bed and telling goodnight stories was everyone sleeping beside they lover, sleeping peacefully. That is till…

…suddenly loud thunder cracked in the silence of the dark night and rain begun to pout harshly against the cold window glass.

The Akatsuki were not all to bothered by this, but each door leading to they bedrooms opened carefully revealing pairs of scared eyes. This was also the case in the room of Kakuzu and Hidan. Looking up the Jashinist noticed a pair of scared violet eyes staring g in to his violet ones from the door. Smiling warmly he pulled the covers up and nudged Kakuzu to put the little body between them.

"Did my little darling get scared from the storm?" Hidan asked warmly as he strokes the boy's pale check, earning a groan from Kakuzu. "What?" he asked annoyed.

"Nothing only the horrifying thought again that Hideo is getting more similar to you with every day." Kakuzu pointed out while looking at his son.

Yes he didn't need as long like Itachi to come terms with the thought of having a child with an other man even if he wasn't to happy about having a child with Hidan of all people and the most bothersome part was that Hideo could clearly go as his mother's child version with one exception. Kisame once had nearly a heart attack while babysitting the kids, ground for that was that he had the opportunity to find out that Hideo also possessed similar threads like his father's, but instead of creating stitches on the body the threads were residing somewhere under his skin. Riako needed to heal his hearth and then together with Itachi, Konan and Anko they spent like three hours with calming the ex-Kiri-nin.

"And what is so bad with that?" Hidan asked while flashing a glare at the other, violet eyes glowing dangerously in the faint light created by the lightning outside.

"Only that one of your kind is already enough for me to bear…and stop now then I'm not interested in hearing about your damned God at one in the morning." He growled, but got confused as he saw Hidan's dumb faulted face.

"Erm…Kakuzu I didn't say a word about Jashin-sama." Hidan said.

"But the wh…." Suddenly booths eyes widened an looked down to the child between then who was giggling happily, he was already used to his parents arguing and fighting and interpreted in his young mind that this is the way his parents say that they love each other.

"Jashin…" the silver haired boy said again giggling as he noticed his mother's eyes lighten up with pride and happiness.

"Oh no…" Kakuzu brought out horrified.

"Oh yes…" Hidan said smiling brightly as he held his child up.

The silence of the hideout was broken brutally by a loud cheer and the calling for everyone to get they lazy assess out of the bed and swing them down to the living room.

After twenty minutes because everyone fell asleep while walking was the whole Akatsuki gathered in the living room, fully tired and with messy hair glaring at Hidan who was smiling happily while holding his son, Kakuzu stood beside him, looking rather down.

"Hidan, I warn you if the reason why you woke us up at one in the morning then I will order Itachi to send you to Tsukiyume for two hundred years." Pein growled while holding his daughter who yawned sleepily and snuggled closer to her daddy.

"Yes I have the best ground." Hidan said smiling and held Hideo out. "Hi-chan said his first word." At that everyone begun glaring.

"You woke us up to tell us that?" Kisame growled, but he as the others also noticed the faint whimper coming from Kakuzu by the sentence part "first word."

"Yes it is important, so baby tell those heathens what you said to mommy." Everyone stared at the boy who smiled.

"Jashin" suddenly everyone's eyes widened and they paled; now they understood what freaked Kakuzu out.

Great Hidan two and until he doesn't learn other words, which by looking at his parents everyone guessed would be cursing they need to her Jashin's name 24/7 hours a day. And now was everyone praying that they children will not use this as they first word…