The Trials and Tribulations of Life.
Disclaimer:I do not own any of J.K Rowlings masterpieces now will I dream of doing so.This is just the hapless wanderings of an equally hapless mind.
Chapter 1:Alpha –Que
"Aaarrrrgggghhhh!!!!!!!!!!!"scremed a decidedly feminine voice from one of the carriages."WHY ME?????"wailed Lily Elizabeth Evans who was at her last and final year at Hogwarts."why me??"she mumbled.
"easy there,Evans"came a low voice from nowhere."people might get wrong ideas."
"JAMES POTTER!!!!!!!!!!I'll get you gor this if it's the last thing I do!Accio Cloak!"she said and raised her hand high in the air to catch the cloak but ended up hitting her best friend on the nose instead."Owww-sorry Tay"
"Owwww when I get hold of you I'm gonna kill you!!!!!"
"sorry"Lily whispered.
By this time ,the four marauders had disintergrated themselves and James and Sirius stood giving Lily and Taylor very arrogant looks while Remus moved to a corner of the compartment not wishing to be caught in the midst of a crossfire and Peter stood torn between wanting to share the glory with James and Sirius and retireing to a corner like Remus.
"SO"Lily raged"why did you send MUGGLE letter to my even more MUGGLE PARENTS ,giving them a so-called list of all the guys I apparently slept with, starting with the CHARMS PROFESSER?Did you two bone heads realize I was a hair's breath away from being annihilated?"
"Anne-who?"asked Sirius wrinkling his nose.
"ugh I was very close to being murdered in the most painful and cruel way possible and all you could think of was having a bunch of laughs"cried Lily in an exasperated tone.
"alpha-que"said James in a matter-of-fact tone.
"I –what?"asked Lily distracted completely thrown off guard"what the hell are you talking 'bout Potter?"
"nothing"said Sirius trying to hold back a grin and failing unsuccessfully,"just alpha-que"
Lily turned to Remus and he said"Lily?just say alpha-que fast".
Lily said"apl—JAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"as the four marauders all grined,turned on the spot and vanished.
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"the nerve of him"stormed lily pacing up and down the compartment.