Puberty
Hey guys, I guess you all are so fucking mad at me that's for sure. And sure as hell I'll blame someone. My old faithful laptop, iBook is like the screen… hah! What's the fucking useless screen it has. I dropped it on the left side and didn't use it for almost 60 days and now, I just need to hit it on the right side hard and it become normal?!
Here's a new story! In the next chapter! :P If you're not interested of my other two stories, read chapter two.
TBV (The Black Vial) fans: Don't worry, chapter 7 & 8 is up soon. Hope and pray that God isn't a bastard and give me less work and more time and DURABALITY for this LAPTOP!!!
LISPH (Life in South Park High) fans: Um, I actually started writing this like 1 year ago, and I'm lazy to upload 7 other chapters for this story. I'll give you a quiz. If you know ALL the answer, answer it in LISPH as a review. I just need 5 extra reviews (1 review for each quiz) to make as 10 reviews and boast it to my friends at school. You'll need to know a good deal of knowledge of South Park, Glee and TBV, some favorite artist of mine. And oh yeah! Naruto!
Quiz 1: South Park
1. Who is Professor Chaos? (Hint: Season 6)
A. Kyle
B. Butters
C. Stan
D. Kenny
E. Tweek
2. Who hates whales and dolphins until Stan told them it's the cow and chicken did it. (Hint: Season 13)
A. Japanese
B. French-Canadians
C. Canadians
D. People in Imaginationland
E. Me
3. Who revived Kyle before? (Hint: Season 11)
A. Eric
B. Butters
C. Jesus
D. Stan
E. Eric and Butters
4. When did Kyle said to Stan I love you? (Useless Hint: Season 12)
A. Canada On Strike!
B. The China Problem
C. Super Fun Time
D. Over Logging
E. The Ungroundable
5. What's Butters' mother's name? (Hint: I dunno…)
A. Lynda
B. Linda
C. Christine
D. Lynn
E. Mandy
Quiz 2: Glee!
Why Will starts the Glee club in school?
A. To regain his former glory
B. To relieve stress
C. To impress his wife
D. To make the losers in the class more popular
E. To destroy cheerleading aka cheerios (because he hates it.)
What song isn't sang by Glee?
A. Don't Stop Believing
B. Keep Holding On
C. True Colors
E. Endless Love
F. Bust Your Windows
What song is Kurt vs Rachael?
A. Defying Gravity
B. Endless Love
C. Golddigger
D. Endless Love
E. Keep Holding On
Which part of Glee is the most energetic one?
A. Vitamin D
B. Haireography
C. Wheels
D. Sectionals
E. Pilot
Who always comes up in the local news in her very own corner??
A. Sue
B. Will
C. Emma
D. Ken
E. Kurt
Quiz 3: My favorite part! TBV!
Who's the main character?
A. Kyle
B. Butters
C. Kyle and Butters
D. Stan
E. Stan and Kyle
What's Kyle and Butters' real identity?
A. Sons of Satan
B. Anti-Christ
C. 14 year-old kids
D. 9 year-old kids
E. Current Rulers/Dictators
How many chapters there are now? (24-4-10)
A. 5
B. 6
C. 7
D. 8
E. 9
What's Butters' favorite supernatural creatures?
A. Vampires
B. Werewolves
C. Phantoms
D. Mummies
E. Ghosts
Who is BK?
A. Black Kenny
B. Bozo Kyle
C. Black Kyle
D. Bozo Kenny
E. Black Magician
Quiz 4: Artist!
Justin's Bieber's (eww… you all like him and I hate him… support me if you hate him.) age.
A. 14
B. 15
C. 16
D. 17
E. 18
Which one is really Lady Gaga's (solely only Lady Gaga, eg. No featuring someone) song?
A. Bad Romance
B. Telephone
C. Hey, Soul Sister
D. Just Dance
E. Sugar
What song actually skyrocketed in Rick Dees and the Weekly Top 40? (Hint: Rihanna)
A. Rude Boy
B. Poker Face
C. Single Ladies
D. Imma Be
E. Meet Me Halfway
Pick the WRONG pairing!
A. Lady Gaga – Bad Romance
B. Ke$ha – Tik Tok
C. 3OH!3 ft Katy Perry – Starstrukk
D. Beyonce – Speechless
E. The Pussycat Dolls – Jai Ho!
Black Eyed Peas is a band of 4 people who is…
Fergie
Taboo
.ap
Will.
Correct
Wrong
Quiz 5: Naruto
We can determine a person's strength by their
A. Chakra
B. Muscle
C. Size
D. Fat
E. Weapons
Kibanaru is…
A. Kiba/Naruto
B. Naruto/Sasuke
C. Kiba/Hinata
D. Sakura/Hinata
E. Kiba/Sasuke
Akamaru is a…
A. Plain-normal dog.
B. Nin-dog
C. Kiba's torture tool
D. Naruto's pet
E. Sasuke's weapon.
When Akamaru once went berserk, did he attack Kiba in his small puppy form?
Yes
No.
What color did Akamaru become after eating the pill?
A. Red
B. Orange
C. Green
D. Purple
E. White and Brown
My comment and A Bonus Question!
Wow! You're THAT FUCKING DESPERATE huh? If I receive your review, I'll grant you the next 4 chapters the moment I receive those 5 reviews.
Bonus Question
You really want my Life in South Park High stories? I forewarn you first. I mean it's amateur's work. Don't say I didn't warn you. I type these LISPH chapters without thinking!
Yes! I really want to know what will happen.
No… I try this quiz for fun. :P
If you answer this bonus question. I'll continue my long abandoned LISPH project and post the remaining chapters.
Actually, I was planning to make 30 of them, but it's too annoying to finish and I have TBV and now this but if you really want it then fine. I'll work harder!
WARNING: If you post your answer here…
I'll SUE you! - Just kidding!
I'll delete your review. - seriously not kidding _ I'm super serial.