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Harry: WTF?

Me: -shrugs- Give me an I don't own Alice in Wonderland!

Harry: I don't own Alice- hey... wait a minute...

Me: I own everything but Alice, Fred, Hayley Williams, Green Day, and Saint Jimmy

Chapter 1

Alice POV

I was walking down the street, and suddenly,I fell into the pit of despair. I don't know how I knew it was called that, I just did. Before I knew it, I was on the back of a galloping llama. "What's going on?" I asked. " You are being take captive," The llama replied in an oddly robotic voice. I was really freaked. "Are you a robot?" I asked. "No. We all have weird voices. I'm Joe, Bob sounds like a computer, Billie sounds like Fred, and Jonathan sounds oddly like Hayley Williams." I was reassured by this. I don't know why, I just was."What do I have to do to leave?" "You must turn an evil llama good. Which should be easy for you, since you get a gift when you fall through the pit of despair, and yours is to make bad llamas good. So, all you have to do is turn the evil llama bad, then the rest will take care of itself. And if you fail, you turn into a llama."

Chapter 2

I got really worried there. I don't know why, I just did. What if I couldn't turn the evil llama bad? "So um... what goes on here?" "Well, all the baby llamas that we know of go off to an evil training center. Then, they are sent out to the people who fall in the pit who randomly know it's , if they aren't turned good, they go to a training center of they are returned to their families at week 6. Oh! Here's your llama!"

3rd person POV

"I love you llama!" Alice sang. And then the llama ate her.

Chapter 3

But the llama didn't eat her. No, it didn't, not really. She was really sucked into a vortex the evil little llama caused. That's what really happened.

Chapter 4

Alice POV

What the hell? I wondered, stupid little girl I am. The llama suddenly appeared next to me in the void of nothingness. "Who are you?" I asked the cute little llama that I loved. Then, he burst into song... "Saint Jimmy's coming down across the alleyway upon the boulevard like a zip gun on parade light of a ... "

I was very weirded out. "So, you're St. Jimmy?" The llama nodded. "OH EM SQEE!!! I LOVE GREEN DAY!!!!" I squealed, like the overly obsessed fangirl I am. Oh my god! The llama gave me a weird look before plopping down. "Joe lied to you. You don't have a power. Only llamas have powers. And I'm still bad by choice... I'm a rocker...DUH!" Oh...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Jimmy pouted. "I'll never be good.

Epiclogue

Alice and Jimmy took over the world as llamas. Later they took over Llamaland too. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Amy: Pointless, but okay

Harry: Ain't that the truth!

Me: SHUT UP!!! -whacks with tree branch-

R&R?