Disclaimer: Ahem. (sings to "On My Own")
I don't own
The characters or places,
So I drone
These words to fill these spaces.
My disclaimer
Is getting really dumb now
So I must stop this stupid song;
Yes, I must stop it somehow...
A/N: This was inspired by "Love Me Dead" by X x . Triple A . x X (without spaces) - I wrote part of this parody for a review to the story, and then thought, "Hey! Why don't I write the whole song?" You are welcome to borrow any or all of the parody for your actual reviews, but please give me credit and/or link (well, give the URL) back to this fic...
VALJEAN:
One day more!
Another day, another author here
Whose story makes us laugh or shed a tear;
These crazy fans who write my fate
And then take ages to update!
One day more…
MARIUS:
I did not live until this fic!
How can I live with such a cliffie?
VALJEAN: One day more!
(COSETTE joins in with MARIUS.)
MARIUS/COSETTE:
Oh, I will hit you with the Brick
If you don't update in a jiffy!
ÉPONINE:
One more day and I'll combust!
MARIUS/COSETTE:
Will she ever write again?
ÉPONINE:
One more day, with fans despairing!
MARIUS/COSETTE:
I was born to read this through!
ÉPONINE:
All this waiting is unjust!
MARIUS/COSETTE:
And I swear I will be true!
ÉPONINE:
Updates never will be there!
ENJOLRAS:
One more day before we swarm!
MARIUS:
Do I bug her till she writes?
ENJOLRAS:
We'll build barricades for updates!
MARIUS:
Shall I join the readers there?
ENJOLRAS:
When our ranks begin to form…
MARIUS:
(about the story) What will happen to Combeferre?
ENJOLRAS:
…will you take your place with me?
ALL:
The time is now, the day is here!
VALJEAN:
One day more!
JAVERT: One day more until you update-
Well, I guess it could be two.
If it doesn't come quite soon, though,
We'll sic Enjolras on you!
VALJEAN:
One day more!
THÉNARDIERS:
Readers run amok;
Watch ʼem leave reviews
Calling you a schmuck
When you have lost your muse.
Here a word or two;
There a chapter done!
All of you are crazy,
Reading this for fun!
STUDENTS GROUP 1:
One day to continuation!
STUDENTS GROUP 2:
Raise the flag of fanfic high!
STUDENTS GROUP 1:
If the author writes at speed!
STUDENTS GROUP 2:
If the author writes at speed!
STUDENTS GROUP 1:
There's a chapter in creation!
STUDENTS GROUP 2:
There's a chapter in the works!
ALL:
Do you see the Mizzies read?
MARIUS:
The chapter's here; I will review!
VALJEAN:
One day more!
MARIUS/COSETTE:
I did not live until this fic!
JAVERT:
I will join these crazy readers…
ÉPONINE:
One more day and I'll combust!
JAVERT:
Fill the inbox with reviews…
MARIUS/COSETTE:
How can I live with such a cliffie?
JAVERT:
Threaten slow-to-update authors
With a large and painful bruise!
VALJEAN:
One day more!
MARIUS/COSETTE:
Oh, I will hit you with the Brick…
THÉNARDIERS:
Readers run amok…
JAVERT:
One day more until you update—
ÉPONINE:
All this waiting is unjust!
THÉNARDIERS:
Watch ʼem leave reviews…
JAVERT:
Well, I guess it could be two.
MARIUS/COSETTE:
If you don't update in a jiffy!
THÉNARDIERS:
Calling you a schmuck
When you have lost your muse!
JAVERT:
If it doesn't come quite soon, though…
VALJEAN:
Tomorrow must come soon, I say!
Tomorrow is the update day!
ALL:
Tomorrow we'll discover what our clever author has in store!
One more dawn!
One more day!
One day more!
(Song ends with people in triangular formation; GAVROCHE is up on somebody's shoulders, waving a laptop triumphantly above his head.)