once upon a time Dawson wanted to make a movie "hey guys I' making a movie pleeeease be in it"

"Ooh, that's cool! What's the movie about, Dawson?" asked Jen.

"It's about this guy who likes to make movies, and a hot girl who makes out with him. There's also this random girl bff who is the boy's neighbor, and this weird guy, et cetera."

"Ooh can I be the best friend neighbor, she sounds cool."

"No Jen, she's actually reeeealllly lame, you should DEF play the girlfriend."

"oh ok... thanks I guess. who's playing the main guy?"

"me duh. Now let's practice the first making out scene"

"first? How many are there?"

"So far, 17, but I'm still writing it. It'll probably total to about 30."

"ook, so whos gonna play the 'lame' bff girl"

"ugh I cant remember her name in this show but Katie Holmes"

"ok."

So they made out, out, out, out, out, (x17) but don't worry it was just acting

"Ok can I go home now?" asked Jen.

"Oh dangit I frogot to turn the camera on, we have to do that all again" Dawson shrugged

(a whole day has now passed)

"HEy losers whatcha doing?" KAtie Holmes asked

"movie"