Me: So, I was browsing one of my favorite Anime in one of its own website (Heart of Madness) and saw something called 'Things HnK characters would never say' and the same goes to Naruto, Bleach, etc. So I wanted to try it on Prototype, if it sucks, just review and tell me, it doesn't matter.
I don't own any $h!t...
Dana: *Enters her room with a cat food* Kitty kitty, where are you? I bought your favorite yum! Kitty?
Alex: *Appears* Huh? Do you need something, sister?
Dana: Yeah, where's that little cat I brought it yesterday? The blonde kitty, I just purchased a cat foot for it.
Alex: *Blinks* Uuuhhhhhhhh, I didn't see it, I think I should buy some pizza...
Dana: YOU ATE MY CAT? AGAIN!?
Alex: What? It was very yummy.
Dana: Well, EVERY ANIMAL IS ALWAYS DELICIOUS WHAT DA FUQ!
Alex: No! There is, the DIRTY animals!
Dana: If that does so, then why do you eat a rat? You did that a week ago. You said it was damn delicious!
Alex: Uuummmmmm *Runs away*
Dana: *Sighs* Why do I have such an always hungry brother...*Facepalm*
Alex: Today is the day, that all of you people will see my true hair! *Grabs his hoodie*
Everyone: FINALLY! *All of them grab their cameras, ready to capture and make videos*
Alex: Okay *Pulls off his hoodie*
Everybody else: YEA-Wait, what the?
Alex: See? Another hoodie is covering my head ^_^
Everybody else: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Elizabeth Greene: It's time for you to be dead, ALEX! *Creates some hunters*
Alex: Wait a minute; did you just summon all Infections in one turn?
Greene: Um, yeah, so?
Alex: Isn't that against the rules?
Greene: Screw the rules! I have an infected army!
Kaiba (from Yu-Gi-Oh!): Hey! That's my joke! It's very funny when I mention it! It loses all meaning when you yell!
Greene: Who the hell are you? I said this on my own! *Inserts a super flying move* Go to your Japanese cartoons world! Brown bowl head!
Kaiba: *Flies away* NOOOOOOOOOO! Screw the rules! I have money!
Alex: So, where the hell is that Heller? *Looks at someone at the dark* what the hell man, I just killed you in the last mission ago.
James: WTF? I'm not Cross!
Alex: Oh wait *Makes eyes glow a little red* Oh it's you, sorry I forgot to insert my red glowing eyes, ^_^ *Eyes start glowing red even more and more bright* are you ready?
James: OH SHIT, A SHARINGAN! GET IN THE CAR! *Jumps off the bridge*
Alex: Sharingan? O_o
Dana: *Gets kidnapped by one of Elizabeth leader hunters* ALEEEEEXX! I'M SCARED!
Alex: Fuck Dana! She didn't do anything to let me keep myself a good guy! Let the shit eats her!
Dana: Oh yeah? Then who's going to make you a sandwich?
Alex: Kar-
Dana: Karen never entered the kitchen in her lifetime. -_-
Alex: ...WAIT FOR ME, SISTAR!
James: I'm hungry, I could eat... a child *Looks at Amaya*
Amaya: Uh, um, MEOW!
Alex: I destroy lots of bitches.
James: I destroy more bitches and rule.
Greene: I make everything Infected by just touching it, and can summon thousands of army.
Alex & James: ...
James: At least she didn't mention that ugly huge shitty annoying thing she was controlling before Mercer ate her...
Karen: *Talking to Alex* Is Cross gay?
Alex: Don't move or I'll kick!
Captain Cross: I DON'T HAVE FUCKING B**BS!
James: I will murder you, Mercer.
Alex: And then?
James: And then I will avenge Luis Guerra and my wife.
Alex: And then?
James: And then I will use your memory by consuming you and find Amaya and your sister.
Alex: And then?
James: And then I will destroy BlackWatch and Gentek.
Alex: And then?
James: And then I will destroy the Infections.
Alex: And then?
James: And then I will protect the innocents who are in danger.
Alex: And then.
James: Grrrr~ And then I will live my life with Amaya peacefully.
Alex: And then?
James: FUCKING NO AND THEN!
Alex: And then?
James: NO AND THEN!
Alex: ... And theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen? *smirks*
James: I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU MERCER! *Attacks without thinking*
Alex: *Uses red eyes/Sharingan and dodges it and hits him in the back*
James: Owwwww, *fells and feels the pain*
Alex: And then?
James: Well, fuck you too...
Alex: I can't believe I have become an emo at the end of Prototype 1 *sobs* I'M A FAILURE! * sobs sobs sobs sobs sobs sobs sobs sobs sobs sobs*
BlackWatch fags: Look! It's Zeus! They would reward us with more than 100 thousand dollars if we ever capture him!
Alex: *Turns to their faces* You people may think I'm him, but this is Altair! ^_^
BW: GET HIIIIIMM!
Alex: ORORORORORORORO! _ *Dodges*
ALEX VS BLACK WATCH MAGGOTS! (Pokémon mode)
Black Watch used LAUNCHER! It's SUPER effective!
Alex used SPEED! Black Watch's attack has been dodged!
Black Watch: NOOOOOO!
Alex: *Makes claws in his hands* MWAHAHAHAHA!
Alex used GROUNDSPIKE! It's SUPER effective!
Black Watch used normal roll over, not very effective, only one survived!
Alex: Hmph, *one of his hands transformed in to a WhipFist* DIE DIE DIEEEEEE!
Alex used LONGSHOT GRAB! It's SUPER effective!
BlackWatch (1) used RUN RUN RUN! Not very effective, nothing happened, BlackWatch soldier can't escape!
Alex: *Grabbing the soldier with WhipFist* Time to eat.
BlackWatch: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Alex used CONSUME! It's SUPER UNBLOCKABLE (only when it's attacked by launchers) effective! Alex WON!
Alex: Heh, I gave those bitches a GroundSpike, bitches love GroundSpike, and to that shit, I gave him a VERY delicious consumes, he loves delicious consume *walks away like a badass boss* Vermin, vermin everywhere...
Elizabeth Greene: Behold my TRUE power! *Summons and summons more than thousands of army*
Alex: Bitch please, HELLER!
James: Okay.
Greene: What are you going to do with them? I can make as much as the Earth!
Alex & Heller: *Standing with one leg and in far distance* Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
Greene: Huh?
Alex & Heller: Siiiiioooooooooonnnn-
Greene: Dafaq?
Alex & Heller: HAAAAAAA! *They put their index finger on eachother, their bodies started to glow and never been seen*
Greene: WHAT DA FAQ!?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!
?: I am neither Alex NOR James, I. Am. JELEX HERCER!
Greene: RETREAT! *Runs away abandoning her troops*
James: *Returns from killing people and is holding a pizza* What's up, sweet-pea?
Amaya: D-daddy, I just did a horrible thing...
James: What? What is it?
Amaya: Holds an Assault Rifle* I killed a person from the police...
James: Amaya... I LOVE YOU MY DAUGHTER! *Hugs her* YOU'RE LEARNING SO MUCH FROM YOUR DADDY YAAAYY! Now let's eat this pizza! I brought your favorite juice!
Alex: Okay, guys, we need to add more events for Prototype 2, adding new characters and bitches and making me evil and other things aren't enough.
Random guy: Give the main character your own hoodie?
Random woman: Reveal your hair?
Lazy guy: Removing Karen Parker?
Alex: *Staring at the lazy guy in a creepy angry way*
Alex: *Throws the Random guy and woman* Your idea is amazing! *Thumbs up*
Lazy guy: *Thumbs up too*
Heller: *Holding Alex's collar* You are dead MEAT! Mercer!
Alex: I know what you mean, you will consume me. -_-
James: Duh! Of course I will! And when I do, I will be the world's new POWERFUL Virus! An unbeatable God, I will be Prototype's new star!
Alex: You really think I give a shit? My legend will never be forgotten because of my adventures with the player -_-
James: That's a point *Throws him off* Better kill myself instead. *Kills himself using the Blade power*
Alex: *While drinking a sake or a whisky or a glass of vodka* I don't always stay in the alert, but when I do, a soldier FAR away calls the strike team and make my ass finally move. *Gets drunk and falls off the chair*
Alex: *Consumes Elizabeth Greene and feels so much power inside him*
Randall: Hmmm, he killed that bitch, how powerful is ZEUS, Cross?
Captain Cross: *Stares at him for a moment and gets shocked* IT'S OVER NINE THOUUUUUSSSAAANNNDDDDDDDD!
Alex: TAGAAAAAARRRTT!
Captain Cross: Shit man, he's running off with a helicopter, so far away...
Alex: Oh yeah? Fine! *Hand on his hand* Kaaaaammeeee- *Small air appears in his hands*
Cross: ?
Alex: Haaaaaammmeeeeeee- *The red-black colored Virus started appearing more and more*
Cross: Zeus?
Alex: HHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *Releases his hands, as the Virus goes right through Tagart's helicopter*
Cross: Wow *Tagart's helicopter is destroyed* Nice work, Zeus.
Alex & Cross: *Bro fist*
Alex: *Walks in the living room* Hm... *Sees Dana eating while the the TV is mute* Dana, is there something bothering you? The TV is mute, and it's on, then why not turning it off? Or you don't want me to listen to something awesome?
Dana: NONONONONONO! Don't bother about th-
Alex: *Turns off the mute* I wond-
TV: *On a high sound* OH BABY OH BABY OH BAAABBYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Alex: OUCH! *Puts hands on ears* WTF is this girly shit? *Looks at the screen* and a guy? Don't tell me he is a gay person and singing -_-
Dana: *Putting her hands on her ears too* I was watching So Random until they paused and show this guy, the sound was so loud until he sang and I mute it instead of fucking it.
Alex: I need to know where SHE is.
Dana: He is a real person...
Alex: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Hits the ground* If only I was in the real world to save the innocent people, I'm sorry everyone, I can't get out of the Video Game world...
Dana: -_-'
Alex: *Returns from watching cinema*
Dana: Hey bro, how was the movie?
Alex: Dana, please don't tell anyone about my real name, especially my codename.
Dana: Uh, why?
Alex: I was watching Identity Thief, I am nervous, what if someone stole my name? What if he's having my life?
Dana: Alex...
Alex: Dammit, Dana! The name 'Alex' is both for a girl and a boy! Maybe even a woman is using that name! I'M SO SCARED!
Dana: *Facepalm* Why did I let him watch Identity Thief?
Me: I know, it's bad -_- it's like a test and I took an F on it, but maybe some reviews can help a little? PLEASE? o^o I really want to know _ Because maybe I can do another fiction, see ya, oh, and please review my "Letters to Alex x Dana" Please! If you want them to answer or at least talk to you.