Summary: Okay, well I was writing some other songfics, and listening to my Vanessa Carlton CD, and wondering what Sam would sing to Rosie if Lord of the Rings was a musical, and I got this.

Disclaimer: If I owned this song, LOTR or anything famous, I would be rich. Note the extreme lack of money in my possession.

1000 Wargs

Making my way downtown,

Walking fast, kill this orc

And I'm shire-bound.

Staring blankly ahead,

Just making my way

Making my way through the Uruk-hai.

Cause I need you,

And I miss you,

And now I wonder

If I could fall into Helms Deep,

Do you think time would let me sleep,

Cause you know I'd kill a thousand wargs

If I could just see you this week.

I know its times like these

When I think of you and I

Wonder if you ever think of me.

Cause the fellowship broke up,

Well it kinda sucked

But now there's only poor Frodo and me.

Cause I need you,

And I miss you,

And now I wonder

If I could fall into Helms Deep,

Do you think time would let me sleep,

Cause you know I'd kill a thousand wargs

If I could just see you this week.

I, I just want to let you know,

I, I did this all for you,

I, I would give this all up if

I, I could.

Making my way downtown,

Walking fast, kill this orc

And I'm shire-bound.

Staring blankly ahead,

Just making my way

Making my way through the Uruk-hai.

Cause I need you,

And I miss you,

And now I wonder

If I could fall into Helms Deep,

Do you think time would let me sleep,

Cause you know I'd kill a thousand wargs

If I could just see you,

If I could just hold you this week.