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Haha ^_^ Can't think of anything for my first fic, so I wrote this. Hope you enjoy it!

~~~DOUSURU~~~

"Can I kiss you?"

He blurted these words as we entered Hakase's house, just coming home from grocery shopping. I raised my eyebrow at him. Isn't this line from that soap opera he's become addicted to? Well... I guess I'll play along for a while.

"Kissing is something only lovers do."

"Can't we become lovers?" He looked at me with a hopeful look in his eyes. Is he actually serious? No way...

"You made me carry the shopping bags, so no."

"I couldn't possibly have carried them all." He frowned. "And that's not the right line, Haibara. You're supposed to say 'If you promise to-"

I cut him off saying, "I don't care what I'm supposed to say, tantei-kun. Besides I don't even know why you start blurting lines form that stupid soap opera." With that, I left him and walked towards the kitchen.

"But you knew." He said that in a tone so low that I almost didn't hear it. I whirled around and looked at him staring at the floor, his hair covering his eyes.

"Knew what?" I asked.

He raised his head and I could see a glint of amusement in his eyes, a hint of a smile on his lips.

"You knew that the next line was 'Kissing is something only lovers do.' Now... How could you have possibly known that? You and Hakase were making fun of me watching soap operas... There's no way you could have known what they said. Unless..." He was mocking me. He was definitely mocking me. I could feel it just from the tone of his voice.

"The great scientist Miyano Shiho is interested soap operas but is too ashamed to admit it so she listened to the lines secretly while the great detective Kudo Shinichi indulged himself openly in those great works of entertainment," he said, the his lips starting to twitch into a smile.

"Th-that's not-" I started, but I couldn't stop a blush creeping into my cheeks.

"Eh.... She can't even deny it properly. So I'm right?" That mocking tone was really starting to get to me.

"Just shut up, Kudo-kun." I couldn't think of a good argument. Damn him. I was gonna let him off the hook, pretend that this scene never happened and wouldn't have punished him, but he just had to say it.

"I can't believe I finally won against the Queen of Sarcasm in an argument. This must be my lucky day!" he said, his grin almost splitting his face.

You're going to regret this, Kudo-kun.

I walked a few steps towards the kitchen and stopped. "Dousuru? (What would you have done?)" I asked.

He frowned in confusion at my back and said, "What do you mean 'dousuru'?'"

I turned around and looked at his eyes. I stepped back towards him, making sure to keep his gaze on mine. I cupped his cheek with my left hand, the other smoothing out his frown. He blushed, his cheeks tainted pink, and stammered, "H-Haibara! Wh-what are y-you d-doing?"

I moved my face closer to his. "If I had said yes... dousuru? If I let you kiss me... dousuru? If we had become lovers... dousuru?" With each question, my face inched closer and his blush became a shade deeper.

Now we were almost nose to nose and his eyes were darting left to right, looking at everything else but me. "O-oi Haibara... I w-was just k-kidding around..." he said, his words tumbling over each other.

I ignored him and licked my lips. The sudden movement caught his attention and he couldn't stop himself from looking. "H-Haibara...?"

"Would you love me forever? Would you promise to look at nobody else? Would you have eyes only for me?"

The color on his cheeks had turned from a light pink to a deep red. His gaze shifted from my lips to my eyes and didn't leave. Though he was blushing like crazy, he had on a serious expression. "Haibara... I..."

I kept staring at him, waiting for him to continue. Then, when his mouth opened to speak, I smirked. He stopped. His eyes widened in shock, his lips still parted in confusion, but no words escaped.

I moved away a little and his forehead starting to wrinkle, a frown forming on his face. "Gotcha," I said, winking.

"Wh-what?" he asked.

"That was payback, tantei-kun, payback," I said, the smirk on my face not leaving. I winked at him once again, then headed for the kitchen, leaving him glaring at my back, the red tainting his cheeks not going away.

~~~DOUSURU end~~~

P.S. Dosuru could mean 'What would you have done' or 'What will you do' depending on the statement.

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