Alo everyone! And welcome to my fic!

A red carpet sweeps by and I step out it, pretty (a long red dress with a red bucket hat with a green "S" in it) as always!

RFB: Ok, so now then let me introduce myself, my name is Rachel Faith Black, or Rach for short and this is my world!!! Twirls Yay! It's been a couple years since my last fanfiction but (cough 4 cough) it's like a unicorn right? Yah never forget. Now on with the show!

You see the teen titans outside playing. I come out on a cloud of feathers

RFB: Hello!

Robin: Teen titans g---

RFB: Wait why do you think I am bad?

Cy: You have an "S" on your hat!

RFB: sooooo...

Robin: She working for Slade, She's using mind tricks to try to confuse us!

RFB: No. Jeeze you ARE obsessed!

Starfire: But why ever would she wear a "S," if she does not work for Slade?

RFB: Because, Slytherin all the way!

Raven: Who or what is Slytherin?

Beastboy: The bestest house ever, baby!

Cy: Your only saying that because your green, dude. Gryffindore's the best, duh.

Starfire: If we are conversing about a boy named Harry Potter then I believe that Cyborg is right Gryffindore is the "bomb" as you say. I would LOVE for Hermionie to be my friend!

RFB: Jeez, you people don't get it! Slytherin's where all the smart clever people go, and Draco, sigh to bad he's taken... tear

Robin: No he's not I just finished the 5th and he's not seeing anyone.

Star: Affirmative, except for that Pansy person.

BB: Dude is she annoying. But so is Draco he's such a brat and SO mean!

RFB: No! He's not mean he's misunderstood, it's all his father's fault whaah, oh well. Mione's there to help him.

All Teen Titans: What???

Draco and Hermionie appear holding hands

D&H: Hello everyone, yes we are together, and we would like to take this time to gloat for all the D&H shippers, HAH! If you read through the books carefully there are clues!

Draco: The stupidity of some people, bye!

Draco and Hermionie disappear

RFB: See I told you, opposites attract!

Beast boy: But that's crazy, that never happens that's like a fish and a bird falling in love. Where would they live? (AN: If you can tell me what movie that is from you win a guest appearance on this fic!)

RFB:or you and Raven?

BB blushes and turns into a mouse and Raven hovers VERY close to my head.

Raven: Azarth...

Suddenly a wind appears and blows raven away

Raven: Hey my powers are gone.

Starfire: But that is not logical...

RFB: It doesn't have to be. You're in my world now.

Cyborg: Ok, I'm a little freaked out here now.

Surprisingly Sarah (Cy's girlfriend in the comics) runs over carrying a bat

Sarah: Hey Cyborg, come play softball with me.

Cyborg runs off

BB: Well that was interesting...

RFB: No not really, anything Cy does isn't. That's why I got rid of him. I really don't like him... Ok, so what should we play?

Starfire: Robin, how can this child really do this?

Robin: I don't know Star.

RFB: Come on! I want to play NOW!

A thunderbolt hits the tree closest to Robin and he jumps back

(AN ok that's chapter one, please review and if you have any suggestions, especially a game we can play then please tell me.

Artemis Fowl appears

Artemis: Rachel you seem to have a marginal error here.

RFB: And what is that error Arty?

Artemis: You seem to have misplaced your disclaimer.

RFB: Oh crap I totally forgot. Ok here it is...

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN TEEN TITANS, OR HARRY POTTER! I DO OWN ARTY HERE.... Right?

Artemis: Sure... mumbles someday I will get out of this fanfiction and you will pay...mumble

RFB: Ok then

Fine)