I've never been a whore. Right? I've only slept with three women, unlike my friend. I mean one of those women is my wife. I hadn't told anyone who I slept with tell the a few years ago. The conversation sorta started like this.

"You know you should give Anko a chance," Gaara repeated to Kakashi.

Kakashi rolled his eyes and stalked away. Leaving Gaara alone on the couch. His cake in hand and fork mouth. A blank expression lay upon him.

Now normal Kakashi would speak up, but Anko had been stalking him for a couple of years. And not just stalking, full on creepy. I mean wake up in the middle of the night with her sucking on his big toe(not what you think you perverts... you know who you are) type of creepy.

I went and sat by the tattooed boy. He gave me a mischievous grin. I was slightly frightened but you know, didn't let it faze me. He pulls the fork out of his mouth.

"Hey Naruto. How many people have you slept with?"

I almost swore I didn't hear the words that came out of his mouth. Then it slowly set in.

"WHAT!" I screamed at the top of my lungs.

Normally it would of taken me forever to get that, but I was having a good day.

"You know the numerous times you -beep-."

I lost him at 'times you'.

"Huh?"

"Fine I tell you a little secret, but only if you answer my question."

"Wait what was the question?"

He sighed. Poking his forehead like he should expected as much out of me.

"Who have you screwed?" He stated quiet bluntly.

I knew in some way this was a test and I wasn't going to fail!

"I'VE SLEPT WITH THREE WOMEN!" I shout proudly.

He chuckled lightly to himself and I became curious.

"So.. What's you secret?" I whisper in a arch.

Gaara's hand lifts in the air and points to the tattoo.

"That ain't for nothing."

I was utterly shocked. When did Gaara laugh and have a normal opinion.

"What do you mean."

My expression filled with confusion.

"I mean I've lost count on how many I've slept with. But I can say Kurenia is strangely good when she's drunk. Anko is a freak with ropes, oh hell yeah. And um.. You current girlfriend is quiet exciting."

I sputtered invisible milk all over the place. Hinata, he had slept with Hinata ahhhh~. Wait why was I upset with that, he slept with Kurenia!

"I've only slept with a random um.. entertainer." I placed air quotations. "Anko and Hinata."

He gave a slightly disgusted remark.

"Random entertainer huh? Did you get a disease?"

I began to shake my head and hands.

"NO, NO! I didn't do such a thing willingly. Jiraiya brought me to the red light district to lose my virginity."

I scratched the back of my neck. As bad as that sounds it's true.

"Oh I'm sorry."

"Me too."

In order to break the awkward silence Gaara spoke.

"But Anko sure is a mouthful ain't she. Literally."

I giggled.

"OH! Hell yeah. She sure does keep you busy, but she is a little rough."

"A little? Are you kidding. Besides I like rough. God knows I'm enjoying finally feeling pain." He pauses for a second. "That makes me a masochist, doesn't it."

"EWE!"

"What can I say I love it when she gets down and dirty."

"Wait are you still sleeping with her?" I ask.

"Yeah, we're fuck buddies."

I quickly left the room. But outside I asked myself.

"What... Just... Happened...? Isn't... Gaara... Emotionless...?"

I shrug it off like I always did and just walk away. Now that I remember that day I realize that I should of told someone about it, but to late now. If I told anyone now they would tell my kids.