-1Ok, there are two authors writing this (Brown-Eyed-Angel1234 AND Long-Live-The-Jessenator). This is just an intro chapter, so review if u like it, if u don't then too bad. NO FLAMES WHATSOEVER!!!!! If u hav a problem w/ no flames then plz do NOT read this story, I understand some of you like to tell other ppl they suck becuz u r insecure and hav no life, but I don't want to put up w. u, ok?
Disclaimer: We don't own Naruto…..But we wish we owned Sasuke. XD so we could. . . never mind u don't wanna know:D
Enjoy!! This is random, we know, but also lol funny. Thankyou, and plz read again. And again. And one more time. Or another, or however many times u want!!!
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"Tra-la-la-la-la," Sasuke sang happily as he skipped along through a village, waving at every person he saw. (OOC)
"Hello, happy people!!" He shouted out loud, grinning from ear to ear. "I now know what it feels like to be a humaniod."
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Sasuke's POV
When I woke up today . . . Or was it yesterday? I don't know. ANYWAYS it was a normal morning. I was cranky (or so I'm told), but some people say I am cranky everyday. (Hey that rhymes!! Go Sasuke!!! -claps hands while jumping up and down in his underwear.) Although, Sakura and Ino say that I was looking. . . What did they call it? Oh yeah, 'hot and SPICY.' ANYWAYS. . . Where was I? Oh yeah, I woke up. And then something happened…. Something dangerous….something little kids should NOT be seeing…..something that made me jump up and go take a look outside.
Wait….what was it again?
I remember!!! -points pointer finger to the sky in a ah-hah moment-
So, I woke up to a sound of shrieking. Whoever it was, should NOT EVER sing. Because that would be bad, very bad, enormously bad, so bad that …..they should not sing. But that's not the point. The point IS. . . I went outside to go see what was that HORRIBLE noise that woke me up from a WONDERFUL dream of me killing someone. I don't remember who that someone was, SO DON'T ASK!!! Outside, I saw two gorgeously horrifically ugly-looking girls (or were they boys?) fighting. They were tearing each other's CLOTHES OFF in a very sexual manner. I was shocked to discover that HARUNO SAKURA WAS GAY!!! I thought she liked me!!! (or so I'm told) Ino, I wasn't so surprised about. She seemed gay ever since I met her. I was going to go break them up (so those poor kids on the street didn't have to see), when I heard an explosion. BANG! BOOM! SHE-BANG! SHE-BANG!! OH-HO! SHE-BOOM! SHE-BOOM!! (sorry author was getting a little carried away there (she apologizes).) I fell into a deep, obyss of darkness. (It's Fourth of July by the way) Suddenly, I hear someone who COULD sing. "And the bombs bursting in air, Gave proof to the night, that Sasuke was hurt."
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What do ya think? U likey? Hhmm? If u likey, REVIEW. I don't care if it is short, a good "I love you and your story. AND Sasuke." will do. Thankyou for your time and effort, becuz I kno some ppl hav trouble reading, good think ur not one of those ppl!! We will update as soon as u review (and all ur friends n family….jk) srry, my friend says that I am going power crazy, but its those sugar cookies I tell ya!!! Srry, had to say that. I LOVE U!!! thanks.