The Magik Advenrers of Lady Gaga Liara T'soni and Hermine Assswell
Chap 1 Da frozen Potato
ON DAY…
Liara Tsony wuz walking in da park and then she see her Lady Gag and she say hi and Lady Gagay say hi 2 and then Liara say omg I loave you songs they are so sex and Lad Ygag say thx kawaii~ desu 311111! And then They sawd Hermine hoo was best frend 2 them and then they say hi how is Harry Poeter and she say "he is gud he has AIDS do and I am on period" I am so sroy say Lady Gayga and she crii and Hermaphoine say don't crii I don hav AIDS and Lady Gag say ok dat is gud kawaii desu sugoiiiii~ and then SUDDENLY DA BAD GUYS SHO UP AN DEN DEY TAK HERMIEN! NOOOOOO1111111 Liara say and crii. NOOOOOOO111111 Lady Gag say and then she poo in Liara's mouth. Stop pooping in mouth say Liara we must save Hereopiaj! U r rite! And then Lady Gaga put on dress made of poor people and then they go to where the badguys live MEANWHILE the bad guy place Hermieon straped into a chair while a dark sybian figure was in shadows and then Hremignion say "WHO R U!" and the sybian man come from shadows and is…RICK SANTORUM! "Oah my goad say Herimigna! Y U do dis! "BC u frend with Lad Gag! And she is gay and I will distoy da gay 4 ever! MOWSUSAHAHAHAHAHA! U WIL NVR WIN say Hermion! And rick say WATCH ME and then he BET her! And then Heriosng say OW that hertz u bitch and then he rapped her and troture then she say stop raping me and he didn't stope! MEANWHILE Lady gag and Liara T'sogni peeprare 4 da cumig battle an they put on armur and Lady gaga cut her self and make herself luk super slut! Then they go to da evil place and then Rick say "u are just intim! 4 DA GRAIN FINAL!" and ligt com on and they say ohno and Hermoign is ther an cring and she is pregant and she is sad. She say "he rapped me and den he fart in my mouf" and then Liara Tsong sai nooooo1111 and then Lady gaga and the FIHGT BGEIN! Liara and Gagay hided in cove and Santrotum fly in air and summon magical power of the anti-gay and then Lady gag say I hav 2 do dis and she fly and summon lebian power! And then they get into peeic BATTLE! Liara had 2 poop so she went 2 the bathroom because she didn't want 2 stain her new bootz. Lady Gag kick strantom in fac and den he punc her vagoo and then she shoot fetus in his mouth and then they ar almost kill each other and then hermignon shoot baby out of vagina and it hit lad gag face and she FOIL! Oh no I sorry say Heroigmin! Scrotum say HAHAHA I BET U AT DA POWERS OF STRAIGHT 2 POWERFUL! And then Lady Gaga say I have trick up mi kawaii desu sleeve and she eated the baby and then she glow with magic kawaii sugoi light and then she shoot light from nipples and hit Scortantum and then he DIE and then Lady Gag free Herming an they kiss and have sexy. And then Liara finish poo-ing and then she say what I miss and they all laugh and have sexy.