There was a man. He was DESU BITCH ASS South Italy. Everyday, he woke up and brushed his teeth with Spain's cum. He spent his nights either lonely, his face buried in Yaoi fanfiction, or sucking someone's churro. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, LE HONHONHO.

There was also this other guy, who was that first guyz fratello. Which means brother, in case you didn't know. Now this guy….holy fuck, he was scary. All the other country representatives feared him. His mind was messed up, cause he was MOTHER FUCKING North Italy. He possessed POWERZ. He could shoot lasers from his eyes and lightning bolt from his fingertips, just like the god Jupiter. The ladies swooned after him, but they are unimportant cause I am a YAAOOOIIITTARRRDD.

There was this young boy. He was adorable as shit. He flailed his arms and acted all cute for everyone who gazed upon his fluffy brown hair, in which 2 haircurls stuck out. He prayed dress up in a grand red cape with a skirt, cause skirts are manly. Pants were for barbarians! Like that potatoe bastard.

THIS ADORABLE ASS LITTLE BOY HAD A SECRET. He was the Mpreg child of DESU BITCH ASS South Italy and MOTHER FUCKING North Italy. He was the embodiment of Rome, reborn in their incest love child. But nobody should know that, cause It was a love child.

Sure, the countries around them suspected things. Like France. He sneaked around the Italians, cause he is just a creeper like that. Germany wondered why North Italy didn't hang out with him. He spend most of his day, holled up in his room, crying, because of the loss of the contact with that amazing MOTHERFUCKER. Spain did the same thing, though somehow he kept getting his cum in the toothpaste. Not to mention that Spain and Germany had crushes on the Italian brothers, and got off every night to the thought of them.

Anyway, the Italy brothers were in their bedroom one night. They couldn't sleep alone, even though they had different houses and didn't see each other much during the days. But Italy was so hornery, that he had to fuck his older brother. And then they had gay, spectacular yaoiz.

And after that, they did a new position and had some more mind blowing smut.

Little did they know that there big brother France was watching them the whole time from a tree. He had his binoculars in his hand, eyes widening as he saw the whole damn thing. He started touching himself, then, he fell out of the tree and landed in a bush of roses cause he was masterbating so hard. Shit.

But he was a country, so of course he was fine. The next day, he kept a pokerface. And made plans to go back to their place the next night so he could videotape the incest and keep it all to himself to masterbate to. But then, the night after that, he decided to bring Prussia and Spain to the tree with him. And then, they did the creep.

Prussia walked into Germany's house in the early morning. "WWEEEEESSSTTT!" He shouted out. "Hey! Lookie what we have here!" He called out. Of course, He found the German doing paperwork, cause Germany is the funest country evar.

"WAS. " He German looked up at him, frowning. "Go avay. I un doing verk." He grumbled.

"But weeesssttt!" Prussia moaned and whined, tugging on Ludwig's sleeve. "The bad touch tree-oh caught something on tapppee!" He giggled like your mom.

"okay." The German was going to give into his derpy older brother, and indulge him this one time. Though he did almost every time. "was is this video showing."

"Awesome shit. The most, like, awesomeest shit evar. " He wiggled his eyebrows.
"It was DESU BITCH ASS South Italy getting penetrated by MOTHER FUCKING North Italy!" He kesekesed and jumped around, like the insane hyper albino he was.

Germany was silent for a moment. Then he took the tape and ran to his bedroom.

Prussia stood their for a moment, surprised at his reaction, that he just stood ther for a moment. Then He went up to Germany's bedroom, where he heard familiar noises coming from a TV and some German cuss words.

YUP, GERMANY WAS MASTERBATING TO THE ITALIENS GETTING IT ON.

Of course Prussia joined him, and it eventually turned into Germancest.

Russia just sat at his house, singing the trololo song in his deep, handsome voice, plotting to invade ALL the countries. Poland just modeled dresses for Lithuania. Finland continued raping Sweden. AND NOT A FUCK WAS GIVEN ABOUT CANADIA.

And Rome farted in his diaper.

Have fun fapping to this!

lol wut, you mad, bro?