Ron and the Power Drills
There was Ron just sitting there in his hospital bed. He had yet again been through another dangerous job. He always got himself into these kinds of things, well, sort of. He would just be doing something and somebody else made the hillarious mistake.
"Ok Ron, I'm going to let you alone in the nails aisle because I think I can trust you now, well, just don't go running off to the power drills aisle," his girlfriend Hermione was saying to him. "Hermione, do you really think you should trust Ron with the power tools again, just remember what happened last time," Hermione's best friend, Harry, was saying to her. "I know Harry, but maybe he'll be able to control his childishness today," Hermione told Harry. "Well what if he drops something or knocks down a shelf. Heaven forbid what he's going to do at the house. Oh! What if he gets to the aisle with the power drills before us and he has one in his hand and then sees a spider," Harry questioned. Hermione made a huge gasp and started to run. At that time they were on the opposite side of the store from the power drills.
Ron was walking up and down the aisle because Hermione had told him to stay there. All of a sudden he turned into the tambourine-banging monkey when he saw a shiny flash of light. He began to make funny noises and started doing the loopy dance. He then got on all fours and ran like a bear to the shiny light. Harry and Hermione saw the flash of light and got worried. Hermione then began to run and Harry followed her.
They finally arrived at the power drill aisle just to see Ron with a big drill in his hand. Hermione ran to her man. Once he saw her staring down at him he put down the drill on the lower shelf and looked down at her. "Sweetie," Hermione was saying looking embarrassed, "what were you doing?" Ron replied softly, "Uh… actually what I was doing was… uh… nothing… my dear." Hermione just looked at him with a "do you think I'm stupid or something?" look. Ron then grabbed the drill to take it to the register. As he was walking down the aisle, holding hands with Hermione with Harry not to far behind, he saw something… something scary.
Ron screamed dropping the drill to the floor, "Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! SP- SP- SPIDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!" He went running. "Oh wow, and you could have had me," Harry was whispering to Hermione with his head bent down and his hand over his forehead. That somehow triggered Hermione into thinking of how she really could have had Harry, but that was besides the fact. She then yelled, "Shut up, fool! Who are you to comment about my love life… just SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!" "Ok, sorry, it won't happen again. Now can we please just find Ron and head home?!?!?!?!?," Harry said to Hermione. Hermione agreed and they set off.