Just another funny fight
LilyXJames
Setting: 5th year
I was absolutely appalled, disgusted, mortified, humiliated, and bewildered that evenJames Potterwould even think about that sort of stuff!Actually no, I'm shocked that I didn't see James Pottersaying that sort of stuff out loud! James Potter, even in my mind I spit his name out like my mother's week old ostrich burgers-though you might not want to eat them when there a day old either. And he wasn't even punished! The whole school was going on about how James Potter had just announced -in the middle of the grand hall, no less- that we would one day get married! As if! The day I marry that bulling toe-rag is the day that Dumbledore shaves that incredibly long beard- or was it all hair?
"OI! Evans, Hey Evans! Evans!" James potter Yelled from down the hall, he ran to catch up to me; I quickened my pace. Unfortunately for me, he was a very in-shape Quidditch player and caught up to me simply grabbing hold of my wrist and holding me in place.
"Can-You-Hear-Me?" He spoke slowly; I glared daggers at his idiotic face. James potter, was actually a quite attractive young man. He had semi-long shaggy jet black hair that never stayed in place, strong jaw and high cheek-bones, and Brown eyes with the slightest hint of gold. Not that I thought that he was attractive, that is.
"YES I CAN HEAR YOU, YOU IMBICILE!" I shouted, he was quite used to my tirades and smirked his intolerable smirk while running a hand through his birds-nest he called hair.
"Oh, good I thought you were going deaf! It was either that or you were ignoring me, but you wouldn't do that? Would-ya, Evans?" I gritted my teeth painfully, holding back the rant about how a horrid person he was.
"What-Do-You-Want?" he gulped slightly as he stared into my eye's that was ablaze with fury.
"Well, Evans I came up with an offer you simply cannot resist" James Potter flashed me his winning smile that was surely passed along from girl to girl- Like a snake at one of those reptile parties.
"You can have the honour to come with me to hogsmead on Saturday" My jaw hit the floor.
"THE HONOUR!" I screeched "Are you seriously that conceded? I'm surprised you can get your head through the grand hall doors it's so inflated!" my nostrils flared and my pulse quickened, James Potter smirked slightly.
"But Evans look at my head, it seems just fine to me!" James Potter's eye's glistened with mischief. I pinched the bridge of my nose in annoyance.
"One of these days Potter that Hubris of yours is going to bring you down" I was still pinching my nose but I could just in vision His smile faltering and his brow furrowing.
"Hubris?"
"God like arrogance, seriously Buy a Frickin' thesaurus!" I exclaimed, un-pinching my nose.
"Is that a 'No' to Hogsmead then?" He questioned, his smile returning already. I glared at him once more before trying to trudge away "I think you should go with me" I turned 'round abruptly.
"Why? WHY IN THE HELL SHOULD I GO TO HOGSMEAD WITH YOU?" I shouted, I was pleased with myself he seemed slightly taken aback by my outburst, and I had used a curse word. Regrettably he recovered quickly.
"Because I think you should" He shrugged, I was infuriated.
"WHY SHOULD I LISTEN TO YOU? ARE YOU SOME SORT OF HIGHER POWER? SURE! When Black is President!"
"I'm a president? Wicked!" Sirius' Blacks young and handsome face peeped out from behind a pillar "Prongs did you hear? I'm a fucking president!" He grinned wide, a sort of evil smirk you would expect from Cruella Deville.
"Congrats mate, you can ban Snivellus from the country!" My eye's snapped back to James Potter
"Don't call Sev that wretched name! It's just so cruel!"
"If you go out with me I'll never bother a hair on little Sevy's head again" Potter smirked again, Black laughed-or barked-
"As tempting as that is-No" I scowled at the two boy's, Potter had an odd look in his eye's I couldn't place. Remus Walked slowly along the corridor with a book in his hand and a fruit-stick in the other.
"MOONY! Did you hear I'm A President?" Black puffed out his chest like he was even somewhat important.
"Says who?" Remus asked his eyes never left the words on his book.
"Lily-flower and prongs" stated simply
"Don't call me Lily-flower!" I yelled Remus' eyes left his book instantly; He smiled at Black knowingly, Ignoring me completely.
"Padfoot, Never listen to anything Prongs or Lily tell you… especially when there together, it'll be hell!" I chuckled a bit before turning and walking away; but not before I heard:
"Moony, What IS a President anyway?"
Another Midnight creation, it's really crappy, I wrote it months ago, But the idea popped into my head and I couldn't get it out! How about a review for Sirius? Please? Or James? But not for Remus, he's mine! Just click the button?
~FRG