Ang Digmaan ng mga Dalawang Paaralan

Opening Letter (Foreword)

Dear readers,

Well kumusta [hello] there, and welcome to my first ever fanfiction in this website, the one and only Ang Digmaan ng mga Dalawang Paaralan, a story about the two schools from two separate shows in separate channels, and in separate companies, the South Park Elementary (from South Park), and the Midway Elementary School (from the Powerpuff Girls reboot in the year 2016) having a war on each other (just like obviously a conflict between Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union in World War II, so no offense German and Russian readers, you know what's true), based on a story of Stanislav Petrov, and also based on stories of all of the history of the Philippines (if you enjoyed history class). Sounds inspiring, yet classy, doesn't it? I hope you'll have fun, and inspiration for my country's independence and patriotism! Yeah, that's right. And well, who knows? Yeah, that's the Philippines. My country. Yeah. Because I'm proud of being a Filipino. A real Filipino, that is. So sosyal [social] it is truly Filipino pa rin. I mean, pa more. Yep, 'cause I'm a Filipino. And a proud AlDub fan, and a cartoon fan. Or both. Why, because this story is more fun in the Philippines, you know. Anyway, since if you want to support the Philippines as always, it seemed as if you're not sure what you're going to do, right?

*insert intense, incomprehensible murmuring from the crowd here*

Okay, now that I heard some intense and incomprehensible murmuring out there or not, I know you heard it right. Well, you are cordially invited, or either you bought a ticket (for free) to read some sorta kick-ass fanfiction you're wanting to read it now. Yeah. That's cool.

Now, let's begin to tell me about the story that I'm making, Ang Digmaan ng mga Dalawang Paaralan. Shall we?

If you don't know Ang Digmaan ng mga Dalawang Paaralan, then what does Ang Digmaan ng mga Dalawang Paaralan mean?

Well, for those of you who don't know, and/or if you DON'T know, then it has an English translation. So, I think it'll be translated as, well, you better listen closely, "The War of the Two Schools".

Ah, so if you knew that then looks like you guys know how to understand Ang Digmaan ng mga Dalawang Paaralan in English, in which it says "The War of the Two Schools". And yep, it's great.

So, why the title WAS Ang Digmaan ng mga Dalawang Paaralan?

Well, the answer, my friends, is that the two schools, the South Park Elementary (a main school from a popular Comedy Central show, South Park), and the Midway Elementary School (a new school from the Powerpuff Girls reboot), having a war on each other after the dances were ruined by animal stampedes, just like the animal stampede scene from the season one finale of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, which it was called The Best Night Ever. Also, this one is in Tagalog (or Filipino), because I was thinking that the Philippine government could stop the war of those two schools. I call this one, the Toonatopian Crisis. So, yeah. It is.

And this story is a tale of the two schools waging war on each other, and I made it.

Why do I get inspirations for that?

Well, seriously, because I've, well, months ago, I've watched a YouTube video about the Powerpuff Girls, as plushies, killing the South Park boys, as plushies also, with knives.

So, I'm telling you guys that this is not to offend any of those Powerpuff Girls fans and South Park fans alike, but also to inspire them a bit.

This one would be a crossover to many cartoon characters, because I'm pitting a lot of battles in fictional cities. Also, not to mention, Philippine cities could do the same too as well, so don't be quick enough to fight. So, this one is not only a crossover between Powerpuff Girls and South Park, but also a crossover between most comics, anime, books, TV shows, cartoons, literature and video games.

Also, this inspires Filipinos out there, living in the Philippines, and abroad, not to hate everyone. This one is just to honor ourselves as real Filipinos.

Also, since there were real life people, like the former Philippine president, Fidel Ramos, this is not an insult to them, but only for entertainment purposes, mph?

Well, I must say this, so yeah. This is a story about a Latvian-American journalist named Jason Daugavpils, which it bursted out from my mind, so I can share the story about a guy who saved the world, a Soviet general named Stanislav Petrov, so this one can entertain the folks out there from Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, and the United States, not to insult or be insulted by that story. It's cool, right? Right?

If you're right, then this story recalls the story of Stanislav Petrov since that reminds me of Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker. I never played it before, but I watched its YouTube videos, so its events could take place during World War VI, which it also could.

So, yeah. That gives me an idea though. Yeah. That's great. Well, indeed.

Also, since South Park was owned by Comedy Central, and the Powerpuff Girls was owned by Cartoon Network, with all the other shows owned by their original owners, I don't own nothing, darnit! But I only own those characters I've made (such as Jason Daugavpils, Fidel Roxas, etc.), and this story.

How about the ages of the Powerpuff Girls and the South Park boys?

Oh, since dancing in formal wear is much more common for adults to dance in balls and waltzes, even teens too did the same in proms and winter formals, I guess this story could go for... well, keeping the same ages of the events of South Park and The Powerpuff Girls.

Well, have it your way. If we know that if the Powerpuff Girls are still 6-year olds, and the South Park boys are still 10-year olds, that'll be much more appropriate and correct. So, don't tell me they're adults or teenagers.

Here's one consequence: if you think they're high school students or college students (well, usually usual teenagers) or adults, then it's kinda... well, inaccurate. So, don't tell me that they're adults or teenagers. It's not necessary. It's kinda necessary if they're still kids. Okay?

Oh, and about the other Toonatopian students, they'll keep the same ages as in the events of their representative comics, books, TV shows, cartoon shows, video games, whatsoever.

What could've happen if Ang Digmaan ng mga Dalawang Paaralan gets to have lots, lots, lots, lots, lots, lots, lots, lots, lots, lots, lots, lots, lots, lots, lots, lots, lots, and lots of words?!

Opo. [Yes.] I will. Eventually...

Because since The Dance by Tonifranz is kinda crappy, but has over 49,646 words, I'll make it much more better than that...

But now, it's my goal to beat the story, by getting over 1,000+ words per chapter and up. Otherwise, I can feel it's over 9000 thousand!

Oh, yeah. Like Vegeta said...

Soon, if I could publish it successfully, the whole world will know if this story IS the greatest story for Philippine patriots and nationalists, like me, including cartoon fans, spy novel fans, Christians, Powerpuff Girls fans, South Park fans, etc., to read for future days to come.

But no offense! Please don't try to get mad at me. Okay? So, don't be a 'tard.

Conclusion

And there you have it, everyone. That's the end of the Q&A segment. And I hope you already know this story! For more answers, please contact me by reviewing about my story, or private message me. Be sure it's much appropriate, not insulting, and I'll appreciate it.

So, if you like this story, you may fave, follow and review this story, and me, the author. No bad reviews. Bad reviews will be removed. This is not an offense here, but it's actually a great story. So please don't get mad at me or else.

So, enjoy the story, and remember, change is coming.

Wait, seriously, why change is coming?

Because the first Mindanaoan president in the history of the Philippines, Mr. Rodrigo Roa "Digong" Duterte, who was once Mayor of Davao City, ruled the country for six years, which it has been started this year, in 2016, and then end all the way down to the year 2022, the year when Barack Obama's presidency in the United States could end, and the Olympics and the Paralympics could both take place in the Brazilian city of Rio de Janeiro. Also, this is the same year when I got to Level 4 in my school, and it's my first day of high school, I think?

Well, this also marked the end of Noynoy Aquino's presidency here in my country. There, as we say goodbye to Noynoy, Duterte can rule my country, the Philippines, with an iron fist, and he'll be the bane of corruption, criminality and drugs in my country. Also, despite for being foul-mouthed, he can also do federalism in my country, like the United States, India, Russia, Canada, etc., and death penalties in my country, so my country can be safe from heinous crimes for its very own good, so don't be a criminal so you won't get killed.

So, if you live in the Duterte administration, your world will change forever. So, don't be a corrupt politician, a criminal or a drug lord, or else, you will die. (PS, I'm not gonna threat you, but I'm just asking you not to be a corrupt politician, a criminal or a drug lord. You'll be executed if you do that by bribery, breaking the law or using drugs, well, by the police or the soldiers, in real life, I guess.)

So, enjoy guys! I hope you like this story! And you may advance to what Fidel Roxas said about the opening effects of the Toonatoopian Crisis in the next chapter. But first, you must advance to the timeline, and know the pre-Toonatopian Crisis events and activities, then read what Roxas said if you're done reading the timeline. If you don't wanna read the timeline, and skip this chapter to what Roxas said, you're still welcome to read the first chapters.

And remember, the power of Philippine re-independence is yours, and yours alone! Does that count?

Maraming salamat po sa iyong tiwala. [Thank you so much for your help.]

Sincerely yours,

Matthew Jabez P. Nazario I

PS, mabuhay Pilipinas!