one day caillou was trying to sleep but he couldnt so he got out his favorite truck and played with it for three hours until his mom woke up at four. When she woke up she yelled at him caillou go to sleep and he said no mommy thares a scratchy monster under my bed its really really scary and it scratched my whole body up look at the marks mommy can i sleep with you. Mommy said no caillou my bed is way too little for three people to sleep in it. Caillou made a plan. Mommy sleeps in my bed, daddy sleeps in rosies bed, i sleep in your bed, and we throw rosie out the window. Mommy LOVED this idea. They decided they wanted these changes to be permanent. Caillou locked and deadbolted mommy and daddys rooms and ate only chocolate frosting and played with his trucks nonstop until his teacher came to their house. WHY ISNT CAILLOU AT PLAYSCHOOL?!111!? Asked ms martin. Caillou brought her in his house and she had a bald baby who was caillous son. He got mad that his son was bald and stabbed ms martin in the neck with his toy firetruck. The police came and asked why mommy daddy and ms martin were dead. I didnt know it was bad said caillou just like i didnt know it was bad when i colored in the library books. Mommy daddy and rosie said it was okay but its really the worst crime to color in library books. The police were raging and told caillou that was against the law. Yeah but i didn know said caillou. Caillou decided he didnt like the police anymore and killed them all.
Today caillou learned that he shouldnt color in library books