NMH: AN Disclaimer 1.1
I'm probably going to add on to this thing a lot when more chapters come. But oh well. I'm broke and can't afford to be sued. Okay. Here we go.
1.) No More Heroes belongs to Goichi Suda, Grasshopper Manufacture, and Ubisoft. And Capcom. Because they totally should have gotten the rights to distribute NMH.
2.) Darth Vader, Storm Troopers, Clone Troopers, and anything else mentioned in the Star Wars universe belongs to George Lucas and his army of undead. Because we all know he has one.
3.) The 501st Legion is a legitimate organization of dudes dressed as Storm Troopers all around the world. I do not condone the killing of 501 members. Or Storm Troopers. Because they will take the boots to me if I did.
You'll understand why 2 and 3 are here in a minute.
4.) If there is anything else that might offend people in this fic, just remember, this is FICTION. The integration of more realistic things is for the sake of drama. The opinions expressed in this story are not the necessarily the opinions of the author. So don't start being a dick because you read something you didn't like. Except that I don't like Sylvia Cristel. That part is true.
5.) Any names or people in my story are FICTIONAL. Any real persons sharing the same names and or likeness is purely coincidental.
5.5) There are some parodies of various popular characters in anime, manga, etc. For parody sake.
6.) Yes, I have played No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle. I know the story to it and what all happens. And I must say that I didn't like it. Hence, this story becomes the alternate sequel to the first game. If you did like the second game, that's your opinion and you're still welcome to read this if you like. But I must warn you that not many things from Desperate Struggle will be emulated into this fic. But they might be in a sequel fic? Wink wink!
Now that the formalities are out of the way, enjoy.
Or how they say it on Samurai Champloo:
"Just shut up and enjoy the show."