This is my first comedy only one sooo...here we go!! By the way Shattered Sword I am sorry if I used your original themes here...I give Shattered Sword credit for those...
How To Piss Off Fang!
1. While he's sleeping, dye his hair and all his clothes...PINK!! (me: I HATE PINK!!)
2. When he least expects it hug him.
3. Steal all his boxers and replace them with jocks such as in the fanfiction Oh, Fang by Shattered Sword
4. Dye your hair black and wear all black, frown, drool over Max, and claim to be Fang.
5. Once again HUG HIM..
6. Get the picture that Nudge drew on the Maximum Ride website of Fang and Max kissing and pos it EVERYWHERE.
7. Make his blog theme Pink
8. Call him Fangy-poo or Fangums
9. Tell the flock that he LOVES Max even though its obvious.
10. Make him watch every chick flick evermade! EEEEEVVVVIIIIILLLL!!!!!
11. Have him read this Fanfiction!!