Splatoon Chronicles : Rise Of the Dark Ones.

After 7 countless years of pointless bullshit, constant rambling and total stupidity.

It all seemed as if, they have given up on their operations alltogether.

But there was a unearthing, uneasy feeling around the city itself.

A dark force, building up from the Underworld (the subway).

Then they Realised that their day was about to get really... Interesting.

In the rich and prosperous city of Inkopolis, things were going pretty well (for a place that was almost destroyed by a super death ray huhuh yeah).

Afterwards going to the outskirts of the city, where was Pearl scratching her disgusting buttocks, in her 2 dollar cheap shit hobo shack doing recon arround the parameter.

Pearl: Hey Marina, how's the weather up there?

Marina: Shut the fuck up you turd gobbling, Piece of Shit, i cant hear a damn thing on the radio because of your fucking broken glass sounding voice of yours.

Pearl: Oh what the hell, this again? Seriously when are you gonna grab your non-existent testicles and calm down, Man.

Marina: Hmm, im not feeling that well oriented today.

Suddenly they get interupted by the radio.

Both of em: What the fuck?

Marina gets up to check the radio.

"Hmm, looks like the station is offline, it seems, Marina Said."

Pearl glares at her.

"Maybe you should try another station, Said Pearl."

Marina Changed cycled through the stations

Marina: Strange, every single one of them is not responding,

Well if were going to- "a loud noise comes out of the radio."

HOLY PIECES OF SHIT!11! Marina Screamed.

Pearl fell off her chain in shock, and followed up with a single boring pain sound "Ow".

Then the radio turned to a station on its own, one beyond the normal ones.

Marina: Huh? that isnt suppost to be happening.

After that, they hear Wierd chants comming from the radio.

Pearl: Whats that sound?

The sound got more louder and clear, as time passed.

"Oh i dont like the sound of this!" Marina Exclaimed.

"Neither do i!" Pearl Exclaimed.

Suddenly the radio changed back to the original station, and played like normal.

Pearl: What the hell was THAT?!

Marina: I dont know... it might be a message of some kind.

Marina's Phone rings, She goes to pick it up.

Pearl: Who is it?

Marina: Shut up, im trying to focus.

"Hello? Who is this?"

"Hey! The pizza's here, come get it."

Marina Hangs up.

Pearl: So who was it?

Marina: Just the pizza delivery guy, no one else.

Pearl: About time, Im Starving!

Marina: You know, we could've ordered some tacos.

Pearl: Yeah, yeah whatever.