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"-You are to leave now."

"Hai, Pein-sama, un." Deidara shut the door behind him and walked down the hallway. "Stupid leader, made me go on a recon mission, to Konoha no less!" he muttered.

He passed Sasori. "Danna! We're going to Konoha, yeah!"

"Yeah, I heard."

"Oh. We're leaving now, un."

"Stupid leader's orders?"

"Yeah, un."

"Then let's go." Sasori walked ahead. "Are you coming or not?"

"Coming, Sasori-danna, un!"

-

Sasori jumped from the tree and put his palm to the ground. "We've got company."

Deidara followed suit. "Who, un?"

"Konoha nin. We're close."

"Who?"

Sasori turned to Deidara exasperatedly. "Why don't you look? You're the one who has the camera eye."

"All right, un." He jumped into the tree. "Danna!"

"Shut up, you idiot. We can't risk being seen," Sasori hissed.

"Sorry, yeah!" He jumped down.

"Who are they?"

"The blonde idiot and his girlfriend, un."

"That should be easy work-wait, is it the pink-haired one?"

"Nope. It's the Hyuuga, yeah."

"You idiot! Why didn't you say it was her?" Sasori dragged Deidara up the tree.

"What? Why? She's just a girl, un."

"She's a Hyuuga!"

"So?"

"She wields the Byakugan, you moron!"

"Oh. So?"

"If she senses our presence, she'll activate her Byakugan and she'll spot us! Idiot, idiot, idiot!"

"Okay, un."

"Stupid Pein. Stupid Deidara. Stupid world!"

They darted off in the opposite direction.

-

"Give me the map."

"What map, yeah?"

"The map of Konoha."

"Wait a sec…here, un."

Sasori spread the map on a tree stump. "The only way we can get through is if we pass through the Nara land."

"Okay, un."

"Why do you keep saying okay?"

"I don't know, un."

"Whatever. Let's go."

"Okay, un!"

Sasori turned to Deidara. "Say that again and you'll explode."

-

"Are there people there?"

"Nope, un. Just…deer."

"Good."

"Uh, maybe if we split up, we'll cover more ground, un."

"Good idea. I'm going west. You, east."

"Yeah, un."

Deidara whistled as he walked. He hadn't gone far when he heard someone cursing under him.

"Fucked-up Nara, I'm gonna fucking kill him when I get out of this damn hole."

Deidara looked down. "…Hidan?"

"What?"

"Hidan!"

"Who the hell are you?"

Deidara rolled his eyes. "It's Deidara, un!"

"Get me out of this fucking hole."

"Where, un?"

"Judging from where I hear your voice, I'm under you."

"Wha? Where?"

"I'm buried."

"Oh." He buried two pieces of exploding clay under the ground. "Better stand back, Hidan, un!"

"How the hell am I going to stand?"

"Use your legs, un!"

"I don't have my body with me."

"Yeah, right." His fingers made a hand sign. "Katsu!" The ground opened up, revealing Hidan's dismembered head.

Deidara gasped in horror. "What the hell is your head doing here? And where's your body?"

"Nara chopped it off. It's probably crawling in the west part of this goddamn forest."

"Oh."

"Who's with you?"

"Sasori-danna."

"Why are you calling him danna? Are you gay?"

"Hell no!" He picked the head up.

"Whatever."

Then, Sasori emerged out of the trees, dragging a bloody headless corpse. "My motherfucking body!"

"Stop cursing, you headless freak."

"Make me, rag doll."

"Danna, give me the body."

"What the fuck are you going to do with my fucking body? Rape it? Molest it? Fuck you! I don't wanna lose my fucking virtue headless!"

"Eww, no! I'm going to sew you head back."

"Oh."

"Now gimme the body." Sasori dumped it on his head. "Oh Kami! Holy hell!"

"Just sew my head back!"

Deidara aligned the body parts together. Thread crawled from his arm and pierced Hidan's neck.

"What the-OW!" Deidara rolled his eyes and continued sewing. When he was done, Hidan sat up and tried looking up, down, left and right. 'He did it just like Kakuzu did.'

"Still hurts, but it'll come around. Thanks."

"No problem."

"Who taught you to sew like that?"

"Kakuzu-senpai."

"Oh." Hidan touched the threads on his neck. "I miss him."

"Yeah, we all do, un."

Hidan pulled Deidara into a hug. "Hey, what the-" He stopped when Hidan put his chin on his shoulder. He slowly raised his arms to hug him back.

"I can't watch this." Sasori went behind a big rock and brought out his puppets.

The two stayed like that for a few minutes, enjoying the comforting embrace.

"You can let go of each other now," Sasori said, obviously jealous.

Instead of letting go, Hidan pulled Deidara closer to him. Deidara just looked at them, confused.

"Give me my danna back."

"No! He's mine!"

Sasori walked forward menacingly. Hidan stood his ground. "Let him go."

"No."

"Now, Hidan."

Hidan let go of Deidara. "Go away, or else I'll make you a sacrifice for Jashin-sama."

"Fine, if that's what you want." Sasori turned and walked away, his cloak swaying in the breeze. 'I hate waiting, and making people wait.'

"Danna," Deidara reached out to Sasori, whispering brokenly. Hidan stood there, hugging a crying Deidara.

My first yaoi fic. I hope ya liked it. :D

Reviews are welcome!!