Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Simpsons characters (owned by Matt Groening), except Harley Sampson and her kids from the first book.

Chapter One: Homer's Passionate Affair and guess who blabs

"So," said Marge. "You have to work overtime?"

"Yep," said Homer. He was actually planning to go with his best girl friend to a movie called "Hairspray."

"Have fun," said Marge.

So he left for work, then he drove to Harley's apartment. It was just the two of them; the kids were left alone with each other.

Then they went to a buffet and boy did they binge out! They had five plates of everything; they even had to take some of their food out.

Moe saw the two binging out. He took pictures of them, even them lip-locking.

Then they went back to her place and things got super hot and heavy. I won't get too graphic, but there were all of their clothes on the floor.

Meanwhile, Moe decided to show the pictures to Homer's wife.

"I can get revenge on Homer for standing me up," said Moe. So he drove to the Simpsons' house and rang the doorbell.

"Yes?" said Marge in a bathrobe.

"See these pictures? This is his girlfriend," said Moe.

"Oh, I believe they are just friends," said Marge.

"More than 'just friends'," corrected Moe. He showed her the lip-lock one.

"OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!" said Marge. "My husband cheated!!!"

"Um, I think I'll go now," said Moe. Then he dashed to his car and sped off.

"Oh, I better get home," said Homer, putting on his clothes. "If you want, you can take care of the kids…."

"OK," said Harley.

Then Homer got in his car and sped off.

"Marge! I'm home!"

"So, Moe tells me you were with another woman," said Marge.

"We're friends," said Homer.

"HOMER JAY SIMPSON! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE DATING ANOTHER GIRL!?!?!?!?!?!??!" screamed Marge.

"That is it, Marge!" said Homer. "You have turned to a bitch and I am filing for divorce! AND THIS TIME I MEAN IT!! AT LEAST OUR KIDS LIKE HARLEY WAY BETTER THAN YOU!!!!"

"Fine!!! Go move in with Harley!!!" said Marge. "Take full custody of the kids! I don't care!!"

So… will Homer propose to Harley… or will he reconcile with Marge and not get a divorce after all???

To be continued…….