Minecraft Christmas Song

by Xyrule

Just a little parody of 'We Wish You A Merry Christmas' I wrote for the holidays. Sung to the first verse only. My first songfic, so it isn't very good.

This Minecraft Christmas,

This Minecraft Christmas,

We give our thanks to the Ender Dragon

For not killing us all!

We give you a diamond pickaxe

We give you a Creeper mask

We give you a pumpkin head

And a new dragon egg!

All Creepers will help you

All Skeletons will save you

All Zombies will be alive

All Villagers will learn more

About the Far Lands!

All the Endermen

Will not teleport

Into yo-our house!

All mods will be yours

All mods will be yours

From Invincible to Snakes!

More baby Creepers

Will beco-ome sleepers

All over your bed!

TNT will explo-ode

All over your commode

And release the Dragon

It will burn the whole town

Without any fire

It will go through houses

Stealing bookshelves!

He wishes you a merry Rarrg

He wishes you a merry Grrrr

And a Happy New RRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAA AARRRRRRRRRRRR!

The End