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Dictionary
'Revelation noun – 1: revealing. 2: knowledge supposedly disclosed by divine or supernatural agency 3: striking disclosure or realization'
Prologue
Tuesday 20th October
Daily Prophet
Defeat of Voldemort by The Boy That Lived Again
Monday the 19th of October 14:00 hours is a time that will be forever etched into everyone's minds. This now famous battle took place within the shadows of Gordics Hollow where Harry Potter first defeated Voldemort. Both sides lost many people and they shall be mourned (full list of the dead can be found on page 4). Also the once thought deceased Peter Pettigrew was captured thus clearing the now deceased Sirus Black's name (full story on page 5).
The light side fought bravely and kept the Death eaters at bay, but it all came down to Harry Potter and Voldemort at the end. However Voldemort was not killed by magic alone. Whilst Voldermort fired the killing curse at Potter, Potter aimed a dagger at Voldemort's heart. Potter threw off the killing curse again - a miracle many would say. Or even blind luck.
The dagger reached its target and stunned Voldemort, at which Potter and his friends all aimed the killing curse. The powerful force of these unforgivable spells impacted greatly upon the Dark Lord, ending his life. It is not known what happened after this – we know only that Dumbledore swears that Voldemort will never return.
It is up to you to decide what happened on that fateful night, for none of us will ever truly know the extent of what happened.
For the full story see pages 2 – 6.
The 'Prophet' would like to apologise to anyone who was distressed by the mention of Voldemort. Mr Harry Potter requested that we include the Dark Lords true name and not call him He-Who-Should-Not-Be-Named. We have honoured this request as a mark of respect to him.
Tuesday 8th December
Shake Up In The Ministry!
After the scandal of the covering up of Voldemort's return by the Ministry Of Magic, many wizards and witches have had a hard time putting any trust in the centuries old organization.
This has caused cries for the resignation of Cornelius Oswald Fudge as Minister. Fudge has responded for the last few weeks by saying that there was no evidence at the time that Voldemort had returned. This has been slammed by many Wizards and Witches in the Ministry who are faithful followers of Professor Albus Dumbledore – A man once ridiculed for his honest beliefs.
'He knew exactly what was happening! Dumbledore warned him time and time again. But he was too wrapped up in the notion that Dumbledore wanted his position and did not see the danger right in front of him,' Mr Arthur Weasley told us yesterday.
'His head is too far up his own ass. He thinks that more money you have and if you're a pureblood then you can do no wrong! It's because of this crap that he missed the fact there was Death Eaters right under his nose - many of them from well know rich Pureblood families!' Alastor Moody, a well known Auror, told us.
We will keep you up to date on this story as more information comes our way.
Saturday 12th December
Resignation of Minister - Demand Fulfilled
At 10:00 hours this morning a board of high-ranking Witches and Wizards demanded Cornelius Fudge's resignation. After a short hearing with all the evidence, a jury of Mr Fudge's peers decided that he should hand his resignation in and not be allowed to hold any high-ranking ministry position.
In an act of mercy by the board, he will only be allowed to hold a low ranking, non-important job for the rest of his life. This has come as a shock to some who believed that Fudge would be booted out altogether. It appears that a high ranking member of the board has taken pity on this fallen man.
It has still to be decided who will take over as Minister of Magic, but many people are hinting that Albus Dumbledore will take up the position.
More details on page 5.
Wednesday 16th December
Weasley for Minister!
This is the cry going around the offices of the Ministry. After Arthur Weasley's amazing contribution to the now named Order Of The Phoenix and great care of many of the survivors of the battle, he is being tipped to take over the position.
'He doesn't have any prejudice towards Muggleborns. He realises that without new blood out society would have died out long ago,' Amelia Bones, Head of the law enforcement told us.
'Weasley is a family man and that touches something in anyone who has a family. After the dark time we have had, many realise how important family is and what someone who feels the same in charge,' Professor Minerva McGonagall, Professor at Hogwarts told us.
The new Minister of Magic will be revealed on Friday, so we will all need to wait and see. Though with voting continuing to go on, it could be that your vote is vital to this mans election.
Friday 18th December
New Minister Revealed
The new Minister has been revealed and it is Mr Arthur Weasley.
After glowing recommendations from many of our greatest Witches and Wizards including Albus Dumbledore, Mr Weasley was instated as the Minister of Magic this morning at 11:00 hours.
'I am honoured that it has been decided that I am able to fulfil this position. I promise that I will do my best to live up to everyone's expectation of me,' Mr Arthur Weasley told the Daily Prophet earlier today.
We wish him and his family our best wishes and congratulations!
To read the full, unabridged speech given at the Ministry, turn to page 3.
P10 – Daily Prophet
Monday 27th June
Out and About with Lovegood
Oliver Wood seen out with mysterious blonde
Puddlemere United Keeper Oliver Wood has been seen out with a mysterious blonde. A photograph taken by our own photographer, Colin Creevey, shows the couple in a compromising clinch. Could it be possible that the 'Prophets' favourite bachelor is no more?
They keep to small-unknown establishments and the employees at these places seem to be unwilling to tell us anything about them. But we will find out more readers and let you know.
New Position for a Weasley
Seems the Weasley's are moving up in the world. Mr Ronald Weasley, best friend of Harry Potter and Hermione Granger has just been promoted to the Head of Magical Games and Sports. Is it because of who is Father is or does he really deserve it?
Don't worry Sports fans – Mr Weasley will still be bringing you up to date reports on all the latest games exclusively for the 'Prophet'!
New Sight on Diagon Alley
Looks like 'Flourish and Blotts' have some competition on its hands - A new shop called 'Dewpebbles' opened just yesterday and already it's drawing in the crowds.'
Not surprising when you find out that this lovely new shop is owned by the smartest witch to graduate Hogwarts this century. That's right readers! It is owned by Miss Hermione Granger, friend of the infamous Harry Potter. I must say it is a lovely little shop too, with cozy helpful staff, a seating area and you can purchase refreshments there as well.
All and all a lovely place to spend an afternoon!
To find out more about the new and exciting shops in the area, turn to page 19 for all the latest hotspots.
Gambol and Japes bought out by mystery buyers.
Yes you read it right - someone has bought out 'Gambol and Japes'. This shop is a favourite with children of all shapes and sizes, throughout the ages. All we could find out was that whomever bought this store out, also bought all rights to 'Gambol and Japes' products as well.
I will promise to keep you all up to date on these hot topics and more next week readers.
Luna Lovegood