A/N YO PEEPS this is my first fanfic. It's about Emmett getting revenge on Bella. Bella is the most powerful vamp. Please don't flame 'cause it's short and it's a one shot. It should be at least decent, more or less. Again first fanfic. Enjoy.

Disclaimer: I own Twilight (Emmett walks in)

Emmett: No, you don't. Say you don't!

Me: NOPE not gonna say it.

Emmett: NO YOU DON'T!

Me: Fine (grumbles) I don't own Twilight.

Emmett POV

"AHHHH!" I screamed as I ran away from Eddie-Boy. Then I heard a growl come from Eddie.

"DON'T CALL ME EDDIE…Its Edward. Only Bella can call me Eddie" Edward growled.

"Thank you Eddie!" Bella yelled to him. Oh yeah I forgot to tell you Bella's a vamp.

Now I'm out to get revenge on her because she beat me at arm wrestling. Once again.

"OH NO YOUR NOT EMMY" Bella Snarled. I started cussing in my head.

(A/N Thoughts in '') 'STUPID FREAKING MIND READERS!'

Then all the mind readers in the house snarled. 'SHUT THE HECK UP' I yelled in my head. Then Bella pounced on me. "SHUT UP EMMETT" She yelled at me. Now I need DOUBLE REVENGE! 'MWHAHAHA' I screamed in my head. "ARGHHHH" the mind readers screamed. Well here's all Bella's powers: ALL OF THEM ! That's right she has all the powers known to man… well vampire . Sometimes I HATE her when she plays tricks on me. Now I have to get glue , a staple gun, and feathers.

He he he …

(A/N Sorry may be more soon hehehe)