The following is a parody. If you like it, but don't get what's supposed to be so funny about it, that's fine too. Please review with your thoughts.
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Love's Eternal Flame (the sequel to Love's Burning Promise aka Spike to the Rescue!)
Chapter 1
Spike and Buffy and Dawn left Sunnydale in Spike's old DeSoto. They got to LA in a few hours. Spike drove them to a huge mansion that was bigger than the mansion on Crawford Street.
"Who's house is this?" Dawn and Buffy wanted to know.
"It's my house," Spike said, "I'm rich."
"If you are rich why did you live in a stinky rotten moldy crypt in Sunnydale all this time when you could have been in this nice mansion?" Buffy asked her soulmate that did not have a soul. And she didn't have a soul either, but they were soulmates anyway.
"Because I loved you Buffy and wanted to be near you," Spike answered her with the light of love burning brightly in his eyes. It almost looked like he had a soul.
"Do you have a soul?" Buffy asked because she didn't know how someone could love like Spike loved without a soul.
"No, I don't have a soul, I don't need one because my demon is like a soul only not because it's a demon instead."
"Oh, okay," Buffy said, even though she was really confused by all the soul business. Then she remembered that she didn't have a soul anymore. "Wait, I love you more than anything in the world still and I don't have a soul anymore. How is this possible?" she asked in wonder and bewilderment with the light of confusion in her eyes.
"What?!?!?!?!?!" Dawn said, exclaiming her shock and disbelief loudly in the mansion to Buffy and Spike. "What do you mean you don't have a soul?!?!?!"
"Oh, Dawn," Buffy said. "I didn't want you to find out like this. I'm a vampire now. Spike turned me when I was about to die. He saved me because he loved me so much and couldn't go on without me."
Dawn stared in shock for a minute before turning and running away.
"Oh no!" Buffy exclaimed in defeat when she had seen Dawn run away in horror and shock and pain and disbelief.
"It's alright luv," Spike said. "I'll go after her. Why don't you look around our new home?"
"Okay, but I think I am hungry again."
"There should be some fresh blood bags in the refridgerator. The staff keeps them fresh and on hand for when I visit."
"Okay," Buffy agreed and Spike ran off after Dawn.
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TBC
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Love's Eternal Flame (the sequel to Love's Burning Promise aka Spike to the Rescue!)
Chapter 1
Spike and Buffy and Dawn left Sunnydale in Spike's old DeSoto. They got to LA in a few hours. Spike drove them to a huge mansion that was bigger than the mansion on Crawford Street.
"Who's house is this?" Dawn and Buffy wanted to know.
"It's my house," Spike said, "I'm rich."
"If you are rich why did you live in a stinky rotten moldy crypt in Sunnydale all this time when you could have been in this nice mansion?" Buffy asked her soulmate that did not have a soul. And she didn't have a soul either, but they were soulmates anyway.
"Because I loved you Buffy and wanted to be near you," Spike answered her with the light of love burning brightly in his eyes. It almost looked like he had a soul.
"Do you have a soul?" Buffy asked because she didn't know how someone could love like Spike loved without a soul.
"No, I don't have a soul, I don't need one because my demon is like a soul only not because it's a demon instead."
"Oh, okay," Buffy said, even though she was really confused by all the soul business. Then she remembered that she didn't have a soul anymore. "Wait, I love you more than anything in the world still and I don't have a soul anymore. How is this possible?" she asked in wonder and bewilderment with the light of confusion in her eyes.
"What?!?!?!?!?!" Dawn said, exclaiming her shock and disbelief loudly in the mansion to Buffy and Spike. "What do you mean you don't have a soul?!?!?!"
"Oh, Dawn," Buffy said. "I didn't want you to find out like this. I'm a vampire now. Spike turned me when I was about to die. He saved me because he loved me so much and couldn't go on without me."
Dawn stared in shock for a minute before turning and running away.
"Oh no!" Buffy exclaimed in defeat when she had seen Dawn run away in horror and shock and pain and disbelief.
"It's alright luv," Spike said. "I'll go after her. Why don't you look around our new home?"
"Okay, but I think I am hungry again."
"There should be some fresh blood bags in the refridgerator. The staff keeps them fresh and on hand for when I visit."
"Okay," Buffy agreed and Spike ran off after Dawn.
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TBC