Sir Top Ham Hatt is a Dick
Disclaimer: Thomas belongs to somebody else, not me.
It was a beautiful day in the Island of Sodor, birds were singing, Harold was flying, and Diesel was smoking weed with his driver.
"Huh huh huh" said Diesel
"Puff puff peef!"Said his driver
Suddenly, in Tidmouth sheds, Thomas and his friends were resting. Emily was parked next to her new boyfriend, Henry.
"Wanna do it, Henry?" She asked
"I wish we could, but we don't have you know whats" Henry replied.
"Oh" Emily said.
"We are Tank engines for God's fucking sake!" Henry said.
"Hell, yeah" Emily said
Then, Sir Top Ham Hatt came to the Sheds.
"I want you to pick up some condoms, so I can do it with lady hatt, Thomas" He said.
"Pick 'em up yourself, you damn fucking fat bastard" Thomas replied.
"What did you just say?" Sir Top Ham Hatt asked.
"Pick 'em up yourself, you damn fucking bastard!" Thomas said.
"Awkward…" Said Gordon.
"Fine!" Said Sir Top Ham Hatt.
"What an asshole" Whispered Percy.
"That's it!" Sir Top Ham Hatt said. "You are all fired!"
"Yes!" everyone said.
But Sir Top Ham Hatt noticed they were happy.
"You will have to work for me forever, and ever, and ever, and ever, ever, ever" he said.
"Get him!" Said Thomas.
They chased him down until they reached a dead end.
"You are trapped, me hardy!" Said Salty.
"Get ready to be ran over by the Biggest engine around" Big City Engine Said.
They had killed Sir Top Ham Hatt and went back to the sheds to celebrate.
The End.