oxFHxo: I thought this would be funny. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: None of the characters or songs are mine. Excpet for Rena, which is the name I am using in place of oxFHxo.
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(Background music of simple and clean)
"Hi everyone and welcome back to Final Hearts Afternoon Show, I'm your host Rena. Three years after the Kingdom Hearts incident, Sora is here to tell us the behind the scenes that you didn't see when you played the game. Come on out here Sora!" I am excited. My first talk show!
You can hear the crowd cheer as Sora walks out on stage while the security holds back the fan girls.
Sora says, "Heyy Rena! Long time no see!"
He reaches out and we do our secret handshake.
"So Sora how's your love life with Kairi going?" I ask.
Sora replies, "Well, Rena, pretty good. I finally found her again. Jeez I swear that girl can never stay in one spot!"
The audience laughs.
I continue with the interview, "Ya now, I saw the 60 Minute special that was on last week about you, lets take a look at it."
We (Sora, the audience, and me) turn towards a huge screen to watch.
Pans in, This is a 60 Minute Special
Sora shows up on the screen, with a pink bar below him showing his name. He's obviously in an interview or something.
He starts,"The whole experience was tough. I was looking for my friends with Donald And Goofy, but I wasn't getting anywhere it seemed, with all those damned heartless coming at me all the time! And don't even get me started on those nobodies, what a pain in the butt. I didn't even know what was going to happen, and then all of a sudden the Ansem I beat wasn't the real one? I was like, what the crap was that about? Anyways, things were getting harder and harder to understand, with a whole new book of Ansem reports to collect, hopefully actually written by him this time, and then Hollow Bastion is just getting back to normal when it is struck by complete chaos…. again! I mean, can't the Keyblade master get a break every once in awhile?"
The screen fades back to black and Sora's voice trails away while the everyone turns back to their regular posistion.
"Can't a Keyblade master get a break every once in a while? Got to love that quote there. So Sora, did you ever get a break?" I question.
He replies, "Well, to be honest, never. I don't think I will, well, not until I die. Then I feel bad for the person that gets my Keyblade! Will they have to go through all of this too?"
I face the camera to add a little drama and say," I don't know, Sora, I don't know. We'll be back after these messages. Stay tuned!" I hold a fake smile until the camera man says "cut!" and we all stumble off the stage for some coffee while simple and clean fades out and commercials begin.