Disclaimer: I don't Naruto or Harry Potter.

AN: Harry Potter is about twenty-five in this. As for everyone else, I'll just leave that up to you.

Enjoy!

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Sakura thought it was really nice of the headmaster of Hogwarts to let them borrow the Great Hall for this event .

It took some convincing to get Godaime to allow them to even have this event, but in the end Sakura bribed her with fifty cases of Sake. So that was how they ended up here, in Hogwarts, with twenty-seven giggling girls, fifteen jounins, three chunins, and one genin. And Sasuke. Never forget Sasuke.

The plan was thus. They were going to use the Goblet of Fire to find a suitable mate for Sasuke. Tonight Sakura would pull three names out of the Goblet of Fire. Those three people would go through three dangerous tasks. The winner gets Sasuke. The current headmaster was powerful enough to get the Goblet of Fire to wake up be the next Triwizard Tournament. It wasn't that hard. All he had to do was press the reset button on the side of the Goblet.

Everyone who put their names into the GoF were all talking excitedly/fighting with each other.

Sakura sat at the front of the hall with Sasuke and the GoF. Sasuke looked at Sakura nervously. She scared him into coming here.

"Do I really have to do this?"

"Of course you do. How else are we going to find a suitable match for you?"

Sasuke looked at the Goblet, with an expression on his face that clearly said: How the hell is that thing going decide my love life?!

Sakura ignored it. She wasn't going to participate, herself. She had moved on from her childhood crush and found a new dark-haired man. And this one no longer brooded. Some would say that their relationship would be difficult, with the whole long distance thing, but they managed.

The GoF finally finished analyzing all the strips of paper, and did its fwosh thing with its fire. Sakura got up. The first name flew out of the GoF. After shaking off the fire, she shouted, "Yamanaka Ino!" Ino squealed.

"You'll be mine, Sasuke-kun." Ino said in her stalker voice. Sasuke looked scared.

The next name flew out. "Matarashi Anko!" Anko laughed evilly. She walked up to the front, whip in hand.

"I'll make you mine, sweet Sasuke." She cracked her whip. Sasuke looked terrified.

The third name flew out. "Uzumaki Naruto!"

Just then, the Great Hall doors opened. "Did someone call my name? Tsunade-baachan told me to come here. Where exactly is here..."

Naruto went on talking. Everyone gasped. The finally saw what Naruto was wearing. He walked into the Great Hall wearing a very skimpy French Maid's dress.

"Oh yeah! Thanks for the new cloths. Though they are rather tight, and I'm feeling cold in this. What is g-"

"This tournament is over. The winner is Naruto." Everyone groaned. Sasuke flew over everyone and jumped Naruto.

Ino and Anko cried for about two minutes. Then they found new love in Kiba. ("Hey ladies. Wait! What are you doing? Anko, put that whip down! AHHHHHHHHHH!")

Sakura admired her work. She created so much love. Someone walked up behind her and put his arms around her. She turned around. "Hello Mr. Headmaster." Harry Potter tilted his head so she could kiss him.

"Are you sure this was what you wanted?" He asked in mid-kiss.

"Of course. I wanted my team mates to be happy." ("Sakura-chan! Help!")

"As long as you're happy." ("Sakura-chan! Look what Sasuke's doing to me! Get me away from him!") Everyone looked in interest at what was happening.

"Want to see what else this Goblet of Fire can do?"

"Sounds like a great idea. Let's go to your new office where no students can walk in on us." Harry laughed.

"Sakura-chan! Don't leave me here. Hey! Don't put that in there! Sakura-chan?!! Waaaa!"

The End