Mothers Day
"What will I get Molly this year for Mothers Day." Arthur asked himself thoughtfully as he stared oer at the calender where Molly had circled the second Sunday in May. "I know she wants something for her flowers ...now what was it she mentioned that she wanted? Oh yes I remember."
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"You guys have got to be kidding me." exclaimed Ron. "That doesn't sound like anything a mother would want especially ours."
"Honest Ron, It is exactly what she wants ... a large pile of manure."said the twins with identical smirks on their faces.
"You twins are gonna get us all into a lot of trouble, I can see it." Ron shook his head with despair.
"Not likely, mom told dad that she needs to spurce up her garden this year and wants us to give her a pile of Dragon manure." explained George. "Charlie and a few of his buddies are sending some from Rumania."
So on Mothers Day we are to give mom a large pile of Dragon shit, compliments of Charlie and his buddies and that will make mom happy." asked Ron
"Yep, Charlie and his buddies bring it to us and we are to shovel it into the garden patch.." said Fred grinning at Ron's discomfort.
"Dad agreed to this?" Ginny asked with curiosity.
"Who do you think asked Charlie to send the stuff? For our share in the gift we are supposed to spread it for her." replied the twins. "Mom will be totally delighted."
Looking disgusted, the younger Weasleys wrinkled their noses and sighed. "You do realize that on Mothers Day some families go out for dinner, together."
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I dedicate this story to my Mom, my sister Sue and her family whose yearly ritual is to drive out to the mushroom plant at Hallowell in Prince Edward County and get a load of manure for Moms gardens.