Percabeth Revolution: Sickening!
"Hey Wise Girl, what're you doing." Percy walked in slurping a coke.
"Nothing." Annabeth replied.
"Are looking at Daedalus' laptop again?"
"Maybe."
"Give me that, it's rotting you're brain." Percy took the laptop away.
"No it's helping my brain." Annabeth grabbed it.
A Few Minutes of Fighting Later…
"Stop, you're going to break it."
"Look how many tabs you opening."
"Give me that." Thalia took the laptop away from their reach.
"Hey!" Percy shouted.
"When did you get here?" Annabeth asked.
"A while back." Thalia replied.
"Great now give it back." Percy wined.
"No, I am not fat. Not interested in buying a house either."
"What are you talking about Thalia?" Percy asked.
"Not old enough to drive. Don't want a fake ID."
"What?" Annabeth said.
"How did you guys open so many tabs?"
"Oh." Percy and Annabeth finally understood.
"Why is there a video of a cat doing the wave?"
"Let me see!" Percy shouted looking over her shoulder.
"What the hell is this?"
"Are you dissing my realm again?" Nico asked walking in.
"Give me that." Annabeth took the laptop. ""
"What's that?" Nico asked.
"No idea." Annabeth responded.
"Hey look, I see my name. Click on that one." Percy said joyfully.
"Okay." Annabeth obeyed.
"I think I'm about to gag." Nico said.
"What the hell is Percabeth?" Annabeth asked.
"It's you and Percy's couple name." Thalia realized.
"We never did that." Annabeth protested.
"Close it, Close it! It's too horrible." Percy cried.
"Hey, look at this one." Annabeth clicked on a link.
"Oh, sickening." Thalia complained.
"I'm not gay people!" Nico shouted.
"You can never be sure." Percy teased.
"Not everyone thinks you're gay. Look at this; you're with Silena, me, Aphrodite, some dude named Chuck, a girl named Mary-Sue, Ethan, Grover, and Thalia." Annabeth reasoned. "Oh, and there are a few with you and Percy."
"Dude, even if they think you gay, don't drag me down with you."
"I would never go out with those people, let alone kiss them passionately under the moonlight."
"Thalia." Annabeth said.
"Yes." She replied.
"Why are you and Luke riding in one of those love tunnels?" Annabeth asked.
"What?"
"And apparently making out like there's not tomorrow?" Percy added.
"These people are crazy." Nico concluded.
The conch shell blew for dinner.
"Wait! Look at this one." Annabeth pointed at the screen.
"No, not another mushy love story." Nico complained.
"This is about all four of us, out to save the world again." Annabeth realized.
They all sigh.
"Well, at least there's some people in the world with the right idea." Percy said as they closed the site, and went off to dinner, hoping never to encounter this site again.
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