STAR WARS: THE LAST JELQING
Kylo Ren was furiously stretching his cock back and forth, side to side, spinning, and flopping it and slamming it against the console hoping to increase its size. "Fuck! Me! SIDEWAYS!" He was screaming under his pot helmet. He used a black ball droid on his dick so he could reply to Rey on his galactic phone while it jelqed his cock with synthetic cock lube. "Hey bby ill be there at 8:30, don't tell luke" He ripped his helmet off and threw It at a passing trooper, killing him instantly. Kylo hopped on his moped equipped with a warp 2 engine and zoomed to Reys position.
Luke was anally pounding a sea creature with 6 boobs. The creature was sucking his nose clean so he could breathe Cleary, as was standard practice. Luke nut so hard he saw force visions of Yoda furiously jerking off in his mud hut. "im tired as shit, that was a good romp!" Luke passed out in a cave. Rey observed the whole thing and she smirked. "Fucking psycho cunt aren'tcha?" she whispered to herself. Rey practiced pole dancing on her staff, humping and grinding it. She settled with hip-thrusting at it slamming her cuntlips into it *Boink Boink Boink!" she was breathing heavily "That'll do the trick!" she took her wet staff and went pole vaulting.
Lip smacking noises filled echoed throughout the cantina as fried chicken steamed off a greasy aroma. Finn was gorging himself and washing it down with Grape Soda. "Aye cuh bring me some watermelon to slurp on!" a little alien fuck looking thing came over and dropped a melon right on his cock "Daym nigguh! Those goods are NOT for sale!" Finn shot him and continued eating. Along came a white girl who instantly turned and ran at the sight of a darkie, calling the cops. A few minutes later, sirens roared and Finn got TAZED right in the balls. "Maaaa back to the Slammer."
Cum covered sheets blew in the evening wind as Rey and Ren just finished their 5th fuck. "I love incest" Rey said. She smirked and used a douche on her vag. Ren was jelqing his flacid cock trying to impress Rey with all the weird tricks he could do. "This ones called the vulknot" he said. A drill-tipped tail protruded out of Reys ass hole and she drilled Rens forhead, lobotomizing him "FFVVVVVVVV!" MK ultra style! "I never leave witnesses to my sexual deviance!" she waddled out like she shit herself cause the tail got in her way.