Alrighty, welcome to Dick Girl Kanaya, another of the 'Month of Futa' stories. You may have noticed a slight change in this story title from its original drabble name of 'Herm-Kanaya,' a name made redundant by the understanding of troll gender that I obtained later on.

For those of you new to my profile, allow me to explain. Through bits and pieces scattered across Homestuck and Hiveswap, we can all but prove that in terms of what's below the belt trolls are probably quite likely literally the same as humans.

The difference seems to be that for trolls it's modular, female trolls able to shift from fully female to futa into D-girl, and male trolls able to shift into shemale and then C-boy.

I'd list out my evidence, but frankly I can't be bothered XD I already posted it elsewhere. Also, before you ask, no there will be no males human or troll in this story. Not because I'm against D-girl on male, quite the contrary actually I love it. It's more to do with the same reason I don't ever intend to ship John with anyone male.

In this story where absolutely everyone is at least slightly bisexual, I have respect for the few characters who definitely swing one way or the other, like Kanaya and John being only interested in girls (Jane used to be on that list, but the trickster mode fiasco and post Homestuck snapchat entries call it into question).

Alright, enough rambling, let's begin.


Rose and Kanaya stumbled through the door, connected at the lips with their hands trailing hungrily over each other's body, each wanting to claim the other and not planning on stopping until they had every explored every inch of each other.

Rose only barely remembered to kick the door shut again on their way to their bed. Rose knew that normally newlyweds tended to simply pass out from the strain of planning and going through a wedding, but she and Kanaya were in no such state.

Whether this was to do with Rose's more pre-destination based Seer of Light planning, or with them just being better at coping through stressful situations, but neither of them felt drained.

No, they were more riled up than they'd ever been. They'd come close to having their first time a few dozen times on the meteor during the three year journey through the void, most of them during Rose's drunken days.

As disappointed as she'd been by Dave's near god like powers of cock blocking at the time, she couldn't help but be glad for it now that they would be able to officially do this as a married couple.

She'd have to apologize for the several bruises she'd given him. Kanaya, despite being the one in the dress, picked Rose up princess style and carried her to the bed, lips finally leaving her lover's, if only to trail across her neck. Her tongue flicked across the mark that had been left in Rose's neck from repeated feedings from the rainbow drinker's fangs. Rose shuddered in excitement as she felt it, recalling memories of the times Kanaya had bitten into her for feeding.

It had been a bit painful and unsettling at first, but the more she did it, the more… alluring it became. It never got less painful mind, but as much as Rose attempted to phrase it in a more proper way, the fact was that Rose had started to actively enjoy the pain it brought.

Whether she said it or not, Kanaya knew. Rose groaned as Kanaya laid her against the bed, feeling her fangs piercing her neck again, only further imprinting the mark into her flesh as she fed on her warm blood; sending shivers of pleasure through the light player.

Kanaya always found it hard to think when feeding from Rose, slightly intoxicating even now that Rose didn't have alcohol coursing through her veins, but she forced herself to say lucid enough to begin working herself out of her clothing as she fed, eager for more. Rose noticed this, but unlike Kanaya couldn't focus enough to move until Kanaya's fangs pulled back.

When they did, Rose couldn't help but blush from how close it had brought her to the edge from the bite alone.

She could think of few things more embarrassing than erupting that quickly on her wedding night. Normally Rose would have politely excused herself to finish the job, or later in their relationship, they'd have.. Lent each other a hand so to speak.

But this time.. There would not be able frustrating holding back. Kanaya, her dress pulled off and tossed aside unceremoniously, leaving her in only her white panties ('For the Seer of Light's Eyes Only' scrawled across the back and front of them, though the front was being stretched by the desperate bulge that had formed), began to help Rose out of her clothing.

She'd figured it would be romantic for one of them to have been dressed in traditional groom attire, and while she maintained that it certainly had been, she also had to admit it was extremely uncomfortable; especially now. She let out a pleased sigh when she was finally down to only her underwear, see-through thin purple lingerie.

Kanaya stared at her in awe, and Rose feared for a moment her underwear might just rip off of her body; especially when Rose stripped down fully naked. Thankfully no such clothing malfunction occurred, the jade blood able to lower and remove her underwear before it tore.

Rose attempted to maintain her usually in control, seductive expression; but could feel herself literally drooling as she watched Kanaya's nine and a half inch member spring free from its prison. Rose was well aware by now of the troll species modular gender, and knew through intimate discussion that Kanaya was at her most comfortable in full D-girl mode at all times.

The two moved back further onto the bed, their kiss forming again as Kanaya moved between Rose's legs. Despite never having gone this far, the two of them seemed to know almost instinctively where to go, Kanaya lining herself up and pushing into her wife, the two moaning happily together.

'Wife.' Kanaya thought. A human word sure, but she understood the meaning. And when the full weight of it hit her, any self control she'd had left evaporated, and she buried herself inside of the Seer.


A bit sappy I know, but fuck you I want to relish one of the few truly and objectively happy moments in Homestuck.