'I have to admit that it was a bit of a surprise to see you here Ms. Adler. Or should I call you Christianna.'-JW
'Call me what you wish, it doesn't matter. Not as I was surprised to see you, I assure. What are you doing here?'-IA
'Shouldn't I be asking you that? According to what I heard Irene Adler hasn't been in England for long.'-JW
'My new job brought me here. Dreary place really. Too much rain for my taste. But now that something interesting is happening I am not going to leave. '-IA
'You always were one to take risks.'-JW
'Humans are so easily manipulated however that it became too easy for me to find entertainment. Therefore I needed to create my own. The way some of them would pay or what they would give for some sexual satisfaction is amazing.'-IA
'You haven't changed despite all these centuries. Makes me smile. Sexual contact is fun and everything however it is all very repetitive and hardly makes any progress forward with these humans. Warfare however, is a lot more fun and they get more creative as time goes by. You should try it sometime.'-JW
'I am a seductress, not a warrior as yourself and you know that perfectly well.'-IA
'I do know. Intimately.'-JW
'I missed you.'-IA
'I missed you too love.'-JW
'I want to see you again.'-IA
'Don't worry, now that we are together again, in a sense, I promise that nothing is going to tear us apart again.'-JW
'I hope you're right.'-IA
'Always am love.'-JW
'And be careful. Although there are less humans that believe in our existence there still are quite a few and most of them are hunters as well.'-IA
'Duly noted. I had to take a pair out in America a few short years back. It was hard as well, they were protected by an angel. However in the end I managed.'-JW
'Why would angel protect humans?'-IA
'No idea. Perhaps he found them amusing.'-JW
'The Sherlock boy, does he know about you yet?'-IA
'Not yet. It's amusing really. He likes to think of himself as the smartest being on the planet and yet he fails to notice that his flatmate is being possessed by a demon. I didn't even take over this body until two months after they moved in together and he still didn't notice anything.'-JW
'I always like to see them figure it out and see the look on their faces. Do tell me when he finds out and be sure to send a telepathically memory to me will you dear?'-IA
'Of course. And once he knows, should I tell him of you or would you prefer to do it yourself?'-JW
'I will do it. How's the mind of the body?'-IA
'Still shouting and demanding the return of his body. Pitiful really. Yours?'-JW
'Crying and begging. I love it.'-IA
'You always did like it when they begged.'-JW
'Less headaches however when they stop.'-IA
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Irene frowned at the last message, a shot of worry shot through her unbidden.
'Are you alright?'-IA, she typed and sent.
She waited for a reply for a few moments until her phone ringed.
She started lightly as she watched the caller id flash. She clicked the connect button and brought the phone up to her ear.
"Hello?" she asked, hoping to hear his familiar voice on the line.
Instead a different voice asked her "Irene Adler? Or do you prefer if I call you Christianna?"
She felt a shot of ice now go through her. "Who is this?"
"Ah, forgive me. My name is Mycroft Holmes." he sounded so smug over the phone. "And I now have a companion in my hands. Your companion, the one that is resembling John Watson at the moment."
"What do you want?" she had to ask.
If it was possible, and she hadn't thought that it was, the smugness deepened. "I would have thought that it would be obvious."
"Oh?"
"If you don't want us to exorcise him, you will do exactly as we say."